Imperator Knoedel

Aw shucks, thank you for the compliment! While I have not yet written any fanfics I considered it several times and indeed have a number of ideas floating in my head. However I'm afraid I can't muster the longterm commitment to work on anything really substantial, so I figure I might as well not start at all lest I turn into another one of those people who leave their fans hanging with two year hiatuses between each chapter. I guess I could try a one-shot and see how it goes from there though, but most of my ideas lend themselves more into longer stories with several chapters.

"This is absolutely ridiculous! Equestria Girls set a new bar for children's and girls' entertainment with its fresh take on the seemingly cliche high school setting with its outstanding characters, storytelling and animation. Its setting is a vivid and realistic world in which believable, lovable and unique characters face epic challenges such as raging she-demons and mind-controlling sirens. And now they want to make a spin-off with PONIES of all things in some fantasy sugarcane land? This is a disgrace to all Lauren Faust stood for! Just look at these garish and unimaginative designs! Two characters are even unicorns for crying out loud, not to mention that they turn our beloved principles into... *gak* PRINCESSES! Can they become any more of a sell-out? Never in my life have I seen such an obvious and contrived ploy to sell toys to little girls, and I am absolutely disgusted by the fact that this is what has become of the show I once held so dear. They aren't even trying anymore, just look at the name of the new villain for this one hour advertisement: Twilight Sparkle. Haha, get it? Because she is obviously the evil counterpart to Sunset Shimmer. How bland and uncreative. And don't even get me started on that whole graduation fiasco in the Season 3 Finale! Shimmy has always been one of my most favorite characters, and it pains me deeply to see her turn into such a Mary Sue, but that's only the beginning! Judging by the trailer (you know, the advertisment for the hour long toy commercial!) Hasbro has much worse in store for her. Not only does she turn into a... unicorn (blergh, just typing that word makes me sick to my stomach), nooooo, she gets wings too! While the rest of her friends' counterparts have either a horn or a pair of wings (or in the case of AJ and Pinkie neither, and don't even get me started on the implications of that!) she gets both as if DHX had to make sure that everyone can see her new status as Mary Sue at first glance! But wait, there's more! As if they hadn't degraded the poor girl enough they also decided to turn her into a honest to goodness horse loving sodomist! Can anyone explain to me how it makes sense that she has the hots for some random cardboard cutout white knight of another species? They even named that douche Shining Armor for heavens' sakes! And made him the brother of the cardboard cutout villain to add more romantic drama! I could be going on for hours, but honestly, what's the point? Hasbro has made it clear that they don't care about their loyal fans, only the bottom line. It pains me to say this, but this is the end of the fandom, and one of the best shows of the century. Oh I'm sure it'll be going on for a few more years, I have no doubt they are gonna milk this cash cow for every last dollar, but the spirit, the inspiration, the uniqueness, it's all gone. From here on out it's gonna be only (literal) horse apples. Hope you enjoy your magical pony show, I'm out. Signing off for the last time, a former Equestria Guy." I literally signed up for this forum just so I could make fun of all the doomsday sayers and EG haters. Oh Celestia my sides, I was laughing the whole way through typing that up. XD