Good denizens of MLPforums, I am here to ask of your help in capturing a rogue sorcerer. He is skilled in stealth and sneak attacks, and can conjure up all manner of destruction. He is wanted for stealing the Jewels of Frap, a collection that is priceless and irreplaceable.
I am seeking him for a handsome bounty, awarded by none other than King Rengul Anaflax, son of Dalfur, cousin of Shalforth Dingus, brother of Lestard "The Lip."
He was last seen drinking goofjuice at Inn of the Barking Cock, then he vanished in a puff of blur. I followed him as far as I could, but he stepped into a portal and was transported...here.
I am intrigued by your conversations, this seems to be a very promiscuous and vulgar village, much like Pirates from the Boiling Coast.
He is 6'1", white, last seen wearing blue mystical robes. Do not approach, come get me and I will bring him to justice, and I'll give you 10% of the bounty.