Ziltoid the Omniscient

They all went to the same orphanage together.

Bonus points for whoever gets it.

No Time - The Guess Who

In the Hall of the Mountain King - Edvard Grieg

Nah. My parents were super lenient.  I was watching South Park, Ren and Stimpy, and Beavis and Butthead at 7 years old lol

I always use chopsticks at oriental restaurants. And I eat meat with my hands like a barbarian. 

The sky was gold! It was rose. I was taking sips of it through my nose and I wish I could get back there. Someplace back there smiling in the pictures you woukd take.  Doing crystal meth'll lift you up until you break.  It won't stop. I won't come down. I keep stock with a tick-tock rhythm and a bump for the drop. And then I bumped up. I took the hit that I was given. Then I bumped again. And then I bumped again. I said how do I get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside you? How do I get myself back to the place where she said I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life? I want something else. Im not listening when you say goodbye~

Hit the Road Jack - Ray Charles

Because I am Ziltoid. And the picture is Ziltoid. 

I shavevas often as I say "Man. I need to shave." Im never ever clean shaven tho

Some days I feel 30. Some days I feel 3. Depends on the mood, really.

I think ive forgotten how. Its been so long. Lol.

From the day after thanksgiving to the day after Christmas 8 hours a night. 4-5 nights a week.

...I work at a store :l

I embody the stereotype as I am a normal magical unicorn.

This is about the exact moment I became a Dashie fan. 

I live in a small town in east Texas. I dont think the crime here is really too bad cause I dont hear much about it other than the occasional robbery.

I played that song on repeat as a kid lol.

That and Blue Monday.

How does it feel to treat me like you do? When youve laid your hands upon me and told me who you are.

3 minutes ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Question: is it legal to call car a vroom-vroom? Or a duck a quack-quack?

Well. I don't think its ILLEGAL 

Most 'adult' topics like taxes and insurances and most political discussions. Also im not into cars and sports. Sorry, alpha males.

I try to keep awake but I can feel this narcolepsy slide into another nightmare...

Rainbow Dash's character design is one of my favorites and honestly was one of the reasons I stayed invested in the show when I first started watching it back in 2012. I dont know how to explain it but seeing her made me happy.

"Bite my shiny pasty white human ass!" 

3 minutes ago, Fangirl Mode said:

I'm not brave enough for flaming hot cheetos... 

 

Lol. I had an older brother and we had  'spicy and sour food' competitions. So im used to things as spicy as bhut jolokia peppers. Though I only have stuff that hot very rarely nowadays otherwise my intestinal lining will hate me forever. 

I had some hot sauce with a warning label thst says to not touch your skin until you wash your hands after using it. Cause well, you'll get some annoyingly irritable heat rash. 

You come across as a real bubbly person. I like people like that

What are some of your favorite bands/musicians you listen to?

You want a reaaaal answer?

Sour patch kids or straws

Salt and vinegar chips

Nacho cheese bugles

Pistachios

Tomato&basil wheat thins

Chewy chips ahoy

Peppered beef jerky

Caramel popcorn

Wasabi and Soy almonds

Saltwater Taffy

Flaming Hot Cheetos

Peanut M&M's

Ruffles w/ French Onion dip

Parmesean Cheez-Its

Coconut crunch donettes

You all think you're a bunch of Brian Kinneys when you're all a bunch of Ted Schmidts. 

Anyways. Im bi. Hi. How are you?

Long  Road to Ruin - Foo Fighters