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katnisseverhooves

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  1. Fine. Oh fine. We'll sometimes meet up and have milk (cow milk this time) and laugh about what was in the past. I see them for Christmas too ;-) I get usual night terrors from my guilt of the actions I've committed. And especially the torturous treatment. They held my eyes open and made me watch gruesome movies.
  2. I've haven't been remembering much lately, but last night I dreamt about Equestria falling into anarchy. It was terrible! :-(
  3. Hi. I'm...um... Alex DePony. And... um... how about a glass of milk? Yeah. Here. Ok. So I'm Alex DePony, the lead in a movie (or a book, the depending on who you ask) A Clockwork Orange. I used to sing in the rain and beat innocent ponies. But that was nine years ago. So I'm here so you can ask me anything, from my past, to how I've changed. Go ahead. I'm going to grab some milk now. Viddy well.
  4. If you think of any seventies movie, what's the first thing that comes to mind?

    1. A Black Circle
    2. katnisseverhooves

      katnisseverhooves

      All I've got is A Clockwork Orange (1971)

  5. My favorite MLP conspiracy theory is what I call 'The Theory of the One-Eighteen' or what is more commonly known as... dum, dum, dum...'The Theory of The Six Dead Girls of MLP' which explains 6 girls who died in 1989, 2004, and I think 2011. For the 1989 rave, Samantha Gales (Fluttershy) was abused to the point she overdosed on valium, taking her own life. Jamie Sanders's (Applejack) farm was dying, she couldn't feed her siblings, and her mother commited suicide and Jamie fell into a woodchipper by accident. Alexandra Matthews (RD) was obsessed with sports, especiqlly track. She took steroids to improve, but her heart let out in a track run, and died three days later. Janice Walters (Rarity) had good parents that were in debt and always fighting, on one fight driving home, crashed the car, snapping Janice's neck off. Katherine Jackon (Pinkie) is really bad. Her father assassinated her mother, who then commited suicide at age five, she moved around a lot. Some of these people neglected her for the money. Even with good foster parents, she would get night terrors from the day of the assassination. She'd act out in class, they thought she was hyperactive. On the 1-18, a voice told her she could fly, and she jumped off the school roof, and plummeted to her death. What's creepy is that Pinkie was meant to be a PEGASUS. Lastly, Cynthia Little (Twilght) was a straight-A student, and a really good school wanted her. In order to get in though, she'd need to pass an entrance exam. She studied die-hard. On the day of the exam, though, she cheated, and they caught her. This was on the 1-18. Hours later, she was so ashamed she hung herself to a tryst, or a Hanging Tree (you see where I've gone there) to kill herself. Is it true? Probably... not. It's less believable than the theory Pinkie's family was assassinated in a holocaust, and the ponies are her night terrors. Then why is everyone saying the same thing? If more than one person told you, it might be true. Explain please? Pleez?
  6. this is seriously irrelevant to what i quay take about: what s your favorite duck? mine is a mallard! ;-)

  7. Any good movies recently? I've got "Insurgent" lol

    1. User0815

      User0815

      Not exactly new, but white house down is a good one.

       

    2. katnisseverhooves

      katnisseverhooves

      white house down... always like that bit of action ;-)

  8. I am back. Fire is now catching. Rebellion turned into revolution. I'm still going with answering your questions, but you could ask me about anything you want to know about my life, Equestria again NOW, or whatever you want! Just get out of here before they bomb District 8. Ok?
  9. I'm in the hanging tree! Florida...dreams...vacation...wait...I'm going to Florida on the tenth!!?! ? ?

  10. I'm in the hanging tree! Florida...dreams...vacation...wait...I'm going to Florida on the tenth!!?! ? ?

  11. I've got it! We can battle! Use our OCs and have them fight against each other! The perfect idea!

  12. German...ok. Here's what I strung up. How do you say 'Katniss Everhooves' (my OC) in German?
  13. Only if I was Katniss Everhooves (my OC and my cover photo, credit to deviantart.com), I'd get together with the Equestrian government and get them to destroy Ponyville for us to use as propaganda and seperate us into 13 districts with Ponyville as the thirteenth (obliterated) district, and have us go into a Equestrian TV match where 24 ponies from each district (except for thirteen) fight to the death. And I would become a winner of the games. And then they'd start a rebellion against Canterlot (Capitol) and they would appoint me as their Mockingjay, the face of the rebellion, that just might start thermonuclear war. And all the rebellious districts (ALL 13!) would want me on their side to fight. (But if I didn't want to start thermonuclear/holy war, I'd just work in the coal mines of District 12. Sadly, I feel like being the Mockingjay would be the best) And besides, I'd probably swap lives with Katniss Everdeen, because Katniss Everhooves came to be when Katniss Everdeen walked through a magic portal.) (I'D JUST BE A MOCKINGJAY!!)
  14. Los Angeles at last! The land of possibilities!

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    2. katnisseverhooves

      katnisseverhooves

      Traveling. I am in a hotel in Los Angeles (la-la-land! Get it?) right now and it's 7:09 am on my bed writing this message. Yeah...

    3. Noei

      Noei

      ha, bon voyage! c:

    4. katnisseverhooves
  15. I haven't heard of a Spike. Is he part of the rebellion? Maybe I can search the data? Or I can ask my friends? If he's not in the rebellion, I can't answer. My cutie mark is the Mockingjay, not knowing everyone at any one time.
  16. Hi? Oh, uh...hello there...yeah...this is getting uncomfortable because of the rebellion. Let's move. Ok, we're here. So I am Katniss Everhooves. I was originally Katniss Everdeen living in Panem. I made friends with Rainbow Dash and her friends, and now me and Peeta Mellark, we fit in. So I am a expert on the rebellion and Equestria now, with districts and unhappy citizens. So you can ask me about Equestria now, or the rebellion, or the Pony Games. Don't know what the Pony Games are? They're a fight to the death on Equestrian TV. 26 ponies go in, and only 2 come out, maybe 3 in rare cases. My name is Katniss Everhooves.
  17. I chose my username just for the love of Katniss Everdeen (and the Hunger Games in general) and Rainbow Dash (and MLP in general). Man, I got to stop saying "in general". So...yeah. And anyways, I know you're asking me, "Who in their right mind would have a 17-year-old who murdered three as their favorite?!" And my answer is... I DONT KNOW!! ????
  18. Come on. Do I have to tell you? She has horrible eyesight. You could just threaten her with a stick and she'd run away. So she had to die. I'm sorry.
  19. Yes! I'm feeling lucky! I entered my spinoff Pony Games series to the Hunger Games Explorer competition for best anything on the Hunger Games!

  20. The Hunger Games. I don't know, but I seriously think Catching Fire needs a little work. Like, don't make Effie so scary. It's just wrong.
  21. 1: You Better Run The trail looks so empty. Me and Fluttershy are running because of the bombing of One. When I read the book during the last Games, I learned that District 13 through 16 were never obliterated, but signed a safety pact with the Capitol to not harm it because they had conventional bombs, mutations, weapons, and nuclear bombs aimed at the Capitol, ready to go. As we walk through Ten, looking at the remains, going back two Games ago to when I killed Sweetie Belle. Luckily, Scootaloo, Pinkie Pie, and her sisters survived with us. I walk through the remains of Ten and get reminded of the book Twilight had in Virginia. And soon I remember a song my dad sang to me. All the other time, you've got one last thing, you better run, better run, faster than my bullet. I have to think of something else. This reminds me of the massacre I had to survive when I was 3. 2: Mass Graves And soon I see him. A lonely colt sitting by the ashes, looking like somepony from the Capitol overdosed him on drug painkillers. So I decide whether I should help him for a couple of seconds. And I agree I should help him. "Do you need help?" I ask, soon falling in love with him. "Yes, thanks," he replies. I help him up. "Home bombed, huh?" I blurt casually. "Yep. They then took me to the Capitol and injected me with tons of drug painkillers," Bastille stormed. "I can't take this! I'm out!" Pinkie Pie screams, she then takes her sisters away with her. Must be going home to Two. We walk through the district, and I soon spot a house, which looked like it survived the initial blast. We walk inside. The first thing I realize is the terrible smell. If Rarity thought I did this, she'd plot mass murder with her illegal immigrant slaves from nearby New Panem on me. 3: Panem Besides the horrible smell, all is well. Until I see a magic mirror. Like the one Twilight used to go to that world called Earth, and the one Twilight used to get us home from Earth. I touch it. It feels milky. Twilight luckily came here with us. So me and Twilight trot nervously into the magic mirror. It gets sucky. And soon we're being warped to our veins. It hurts for a bit, but then I feel normal, and poof. The portal disappeared. Weird. But then I realize we aren't in the same place. We are in some sort of woods, and in the distance I can see a gate capped with razor wires. Like and comment! After at least 20 comments and 500 views, I will release Part 2 as soon as possible on MLP Forums Or if you don't want the wait, read the official but incomplete book here http://www.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=2146&textsize=0&chapter=3 Stay tuned for more Pony Games (...even though I'm tuning out...)
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