Well, uh, I admittedly was joking around when I talked about Octavia, I never even knew who she was much less have ever seen her in person. It was wrong for me to make such a bad and horrible statement about her, and honestly you should be allowed to kill me in the most painful way possible. As of right now I'm single and it's probably no wonder why, because I am such jerk
I'm going to give you one last hug before you desecrate my body, because I'm just so sorry.
*me cries a river*