ThePoniMan

Probably around late elementary school. I stopped mainly because it just doesn't make any sense Not the fact that some jolly old fat due climbs down my chimney, but the fact that I get presents from all my family members, but WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS FROM MY OWN PARENTS?? I guess they did do that thing where they were like, "Oh, this one is from us," but still, my curious mind couldn't make sense of it. That, and after I started to stop believing I heard my parents wrapping presents on Christmas Eve one night

Oh, I get angry. REALLY ANGRY. YEAH! Haha, I usually get a little upset for like a minute, then I find something else to do until they are back up.

@@Thevenomous, Hey! If you're still willing to be a singer for the parody, just send me a private message and then we can discuss it privately

I may have to take you up on that offer I've heard some of those samples before and your singing is really good. Right now I'm on vacation, but when I get back, I'll contact you further and we can discuss everything a little more. Thanks

Hey everyone. I just wanted to share two of these parodies that I've created and uploaded onto Youtube. I hope you enjoy them "Come On, Make Friends" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5BSmGeaAZo "You're Shipping Everyone" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGZ-gj3eSk Also, as soon as I find a singer, I'll be releasing a "Piano Man" parody, hopefully with a video to go along with it! ~J. Stallion

Hey, everypony! I've recently created an MLP parody of Billy Joel's "Piano Man." My only problem is that I need someone to sing it! I would prefer a female vocal over male because it's technically supposed to be Twilight singing, but if you do not sound like Twilight, don't worry. As long as you can sing well, your a possible option for this spot. Also, it would be good if you had a decent microphone to record with. I would be able to do the mixing, editing, etc. If you feel like you meet these specifications, just post below and we can discuss it more If you just want to go a step further right away, you could even submit a sample of you singing something!

No, I do not want to come back here ever again... Although I have made a lot of new friends this year and have made some great memories. If I could go back and have those same experiences, then maybe I would endure the pain of my academics to relive them again

Here is a parody that I created and got someone to sing It's a parody of the song "Shut Up and Dance." I hope you enjoy it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K2H9MUD0qw

Last year on New Year's Eve I came down with a really, really bad flu. My temperature was upwards near 104, almost 105 at one point... Yeah, it was kind of scary, but thankfully it was only that high for a few minutes every once in a while. Once we took measures to cool myself off, it dropped down to a safer level, but I still had a fever and felt like crap for the next few days.

Drink: Really old milk... BLEH. Food: Oddly enough, I have to say a stale Reese's Peanut Butter Cup... I don't know what the heck was wrong with it, but every time I THINK about one, I just imagine that horrid taste... But I still like them when I have one

I'm so angry. I used to trick or treat every years until last year when I got my first job. I work Friday and Saturday nights, so I miss trick-or-treating because it is always on the Friday where I live, no matter when Halloween actually is. Of course this corresponds with my time in life when I really want to make a cool costume. I was thinking either Jack Bauer or Danny Phantom. Either one would be fun to make. The first would be hard to pull off, but would allow for a lot of creativity. The latter would be easier to pull off and look really accurate. But hey, there is always school. We do a thing where people can wear stuff to school for a day.

Well, I'd say my hair. It's very, very thick, which is nice (although it gets annoying when I am overdue for a haircut). Other than that, I have the good ole' brown eyes, brown hair. I've been told on more than one occasion that my genuine smiles are... welcoming? Comforting? I don't even know. But I've never really seen that in myself.

As everyone is saying, MLP:FiM. None of my friends are bronies, and none of them really want to even look into it. They don't necessarily "hate" it, but they don't like it. I can't really think of anything else. I guess a lot of my friends are dog people, while I am a cat person (MEOWMEOWMEOW).

I wouldn't say it is an intentional "typo," but for some reason my phone auto-corrects "that" to "thay" sometimes, which doesn't even make sense because "thay" isn't a word.

I just got my license at the beginning of the summer, and I still am not too comfortable with driving. Sure, it's cool to be able to drive yourself places, but I just sometimes get really bad anxiety. Like, when I am approaching a green light and I don't know whether to go or start to slow down because deep down I know it is going to turn yellow then red. Then when I make a mistake or something, I am literally SHAKING and it bothers me for the rest of my trip to wherever I am going. It has its pros and cons.

I shower once a day, typically at night. Though during the summer I sometimes work out in the morning, so sometimes I will take one after that because I am generally all sweaty and gross. Haha. I'm the same exact way

It's a very odd question to think about, indeed. I'm guessing it's nothingness, but it's just so difficult to wrap your mind around. Right now, I believe that there is nothingness, but it is nothingness that we cannot perceive, so it is literally nothing. There are also some interesting scientific articles about this topic that I suggest you look into. Here's one to start. http://www.robertlanzabiocentrism.com/is-death-an-illusion-evidence-suggests-death-isnt-the-end/

@@Nervous Stitch, Thanks for some of the advice on beginning! If I encounter any issues or have some questions, I'll be sure to ask

Lol. My next story really isn't as interesting, but it's something. So this past year I had a birthday party where I had 5 friends overnight at my house. Across from my house is a very small, young wooded area that is really thick. At around 11 PM, we decided to go into it. With our flashlights, we went all the way through to the other end. In the process, we had to cross a little stream and some marshy land. Again, it is not a forest, but rather a small patch of woodlands between our neighborhood and another road. We really had to crouch and maneuver through the thick, thorned area, and during this, my friends and I stepped in a ton of marshy, muddy water, completely ruining our shoes. We also had cuts from the thorn bushes. Unfortunately, on the other side was someone's property, and this is where is gets a little interesting. We could see that a light was on inside the house, so we tried to be as sneaky as possible just so that we could get to the road because we wanted to go back home, but going through the woods was hell, and we didn't want to do that again xD As we were approaching the road, of course, a car pulls into the driveway. Out of any time that they could have came home, an old couple pulls in right as we were about to come out of their property. As this happens, we all kind of hide, but we assumed that they saw us, so my one friend and I decided to show ourselves to try to eliminate any first thoughts that they may have of teenagers trespassing on their property (It IS pretty sketchy). We literally walked up to their car and somehow they didn't know we were there until they were getting out, and they were actually spooked by us! I kind of felt bad for that, but then we explained that we came through the woods and ended up there and that we just wanted to get to the road to get home. Thankfully, they fully understood what we were saying and wished us a good night. I think they were just relieved that we weren't intentionally being sketchy or going to hurt them or mug them or whatever people think teens do these days

Thanks for the inspiration My only problem is getting started. I need to push myself to physically go out and buy supplies. I always have issues starting something, but usually once I do, I can work on stuff non-stop. My mom actually has a bunch of regular sewing supplies (including a machine!) because she sometimes has to make costumes for dance recitals. Also, I don't have to hide what I am doing because she finally knows that I am a Brony