Rick Sanchez

a caramel frappucino. i don't know how to spell frappucino. 

The show is decent at best. 

Despite being kinda cringey, the community is more dedicated and close-knit than any other I've seen, though.

a glass of lemonade and an alarm clock.

sorry, it had to be done.

yeah it's actually genuinely annoying too, i buy guys shirts constantly and people are like "why?" cause it looks cool, dumbo.

i'd give her a big ol' smooch on the cheek

Male alicorn, but more as a flashback character.

Make it so they are a thing, but we don't need anymore who are actively running around in the show.

the 60's were aesthetically nice but im not quite positive my hispanic ass would be received well among everyone there

i hate math fuck math it's so disgustingly hard and irrelevant. only basic math is really used in everyday situations. algebra does not need to exist

MORE PINKIE PIE EPISODES IM GONNA

MLP ponies are at least on a par with humans; equals.  They're essentially the humans of their world.  The only way it would be "bestiality" is if they were this-Earth ponies and / or considered lower animals.  And the only way you can reasonably consider them lower animals is if you completely ignore everything about them: Their intelligence, their capabilities (speech being a pretty key one), and their way of life (government, commerce, law).  They are far closer to human than they are to animal; you're only seeing their shape.  Which, if we're being perfectly honest, isn't even exactly comparable to this-Earth equines.

somebody better tell this guy that they're horses

I'd be willing to draw them, if you give me a more clear reference?

???

Shouldn't they both contribute just as much? I don't get what you mean by, "men can teach kids things women can't." Care to explain?

It feels like you're unusually involved in this.

DUDE NO THEY TASTE SO BAD

DID PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THEM?

I use Windows, of course.

What am I, a Neanderthal?

Spongebob. Or Pokémon, it depends on the day.

man can I be honest ive had both a drunk verbally abusive stepdad and a mom who abandoned me twice neither one I see anymore thank god. I cant forgive them if you go down the path I went down I cant find enough will power to forgive them be the bigger person and forgive it may be hard to but I beg you not to become like me a sad former shell of a man.

Unfortunately I still live with my parents though, so, forgiving them for what they did will probably be hard especially because they still do it lol.

You'll be okay man, you don't see them anymore and you're not obligated to.

My dream (I know it will never come to pass) is for there to be another royal wedding. I so want Twilight to marry her beloved Princess Celestia. That's always been my headcanon. 

Well, I suppose as long as they're two consenting adult mares.

Now that I think of it, they'd both be really happy in that situation.

Also we've gotten way off topic but shhh mods are asleep

Many would argue the "Couple" thing, but I don't. If only it could be portrayed without people getting all stupid.

Besides, this is color-coated ponies we're talking about. I think I'll live if someone disagrees with my ship.

As for if it'll become canon or portrayed at all, well, probably not lol. I mean, the closest I get to Lyrabon is them calling eachother best friends and hugging tightly. I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.

About whether or not I should be friends with my abusive ex, and forgive him.

I just want more of her and Octavia. They're a cute couple.

Isn't reading just, like, a major pastime of hers that she does only when she isn't in danger or trying to save others from danger?

Seems to me like her life was pretty lax at first, but now it's more taxing, especially on her body.

And anyway, have you ever seen a fat horse before?

suicide squad 3 times

pls no bully the movie was garbage but i love harley quinn

the title is self-explanatory—and although sometimes it can be hard to remember dreams, i think this is a neat little memorization exercise

what was your most memorable dream about?

(if you don't remember the most recent dream, you can answer this instead)

fun fact: we are always dreaming, so saying you "just don't have dreams" isn't exactly an excuse ;D

"It's been estimated that more than 2 hours out of each night's sleep are spent dreaming or in a dreamlike state. It's long been believed that we only dream during the rapid eye movement, or REM, cycle of sleep."

chocolate milk

i am an adult

some (slightly) old foreign stuff is english subbed using annotations. what a shame.