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    · Edited by SomeRegularReshiram

    You’re walking in the woods.

    There’s no one around,

    And your phone is dead.

    Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

    It's PAC-MAN.

     

    He’s following you

    About 30 feet back.

    He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

    He’s gaining on you.

    It's PAC-MAN.

     

    You’re looking for your car,

    But you’re all turned around.

    He’s almost upon you now

    And you can see there’s blood on his face!

    My god, there’s blood everywhere!

     

    Running for your life

    (From PAC-MAN.)

    He’s brandishing a knife.

    (It’s PAC-MAN.)

    Lurking in the shadows

    Video game superstar PAC-MAN.

    Living in the woods,

    Killing for sport,

    Eating all the bodies

    Actual, cannibal PAC-MAN.

     

    Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him,

    But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.

    Stranded with a murderer,

    You creep silently through the underbrush.

    A-ha! In the distance,

    A small cottage with a light on.

    Hope!

    You move stealthily toward it,

    But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bear trap!

     

    Gnawing off your leg,

    (Quiet, quiet.)

    Limping toward the cottage,

    (Quiet, quiet.)

    Now you’re on the doorstep,

    Sitting inside, PAC-MAN.

    Sharpening an ax,

    (PAC-MAN.)

    But he doesn’t hear you enter,

    (PAC-MAN.)

    You’re sneaking up behind him.

    Strangling superstar PAC-MAN.

    Fighting for your life with PAC-MAN,

    Wrestling a knife from PAC-MAN,

    Stab it in his kidney.

    Safe at last from PAC-MAN.

     

    You limp into the dark woods,

    Blood oozing from your stump leg.

    But you have won.

    You have beaten PAC-MAN.

     

    Wait! He isn’t dead! PAC-surprise!

    There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes.

    But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam PAC-MAN.

     

    Legendary fight with PAC-MAN.

    Normal Tuesday night for PAC-MAN.

    You try to swing an axe at PAC-MAN.

    But blood is draining fast from your stump leg.

     

    He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left.

    You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck.

    You’re chopping off his head now….

    You have just decapitated PAC-MANf.

     

    His head topples to the floor, expressionless.

    You fall to your knees and catch your breath.

    You are finally safe from PAC-MAN.

     

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    That's halarious! ^_^

     

    And the Link is a Link:

     

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    (I wonder if before I added this anyone was smart enough to figure out that if you click the picture of Link it will take you to www.zeldadungeon.net)

    Need an OC drawn? (15 free OC drawnings!)

    in Visual Fan Art

     

    Heyy how long would you say till I should expect my oc to be finished thx :D

     

    I don't know. My laptop has been giving me a lot of trouble lately. And my mom has been making help her paint the walls in one of our house. Don't be too mad if it takes too long for me to get them all finished.

    • Brohoof 1

    Need an OC drawn? (15 free OC drawnings!)

    in Visual Fan Art

    Sorry it's taken so long for me to get the requested OCs done! I made the mistake of letting my brother borrow my computer when my computer was on low battery, and he lost the stupid charger and I had to get a new one. Because posting images is not working, I'm going to upload the OCs on this thread. I have the first 3 done! Here they are:

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    • Brohoof 4

    Need an OC drawn? (15 free OC drawnings!)

    in Visual Fan Art

    · Edited by SomeRegularReshiram

    (I hope this is the correct place to make this thread.) If have an MLP OC you need drawn, and you can't afford a commission and suck at drawing, I will draw 15 OCs for free. But this is a first-come first-serve offer and I am only drawing 15 OCs for people. And please, no alicorn OCs!

    Free drawings left: 0 All offers taken. Sorry, miscounted! 1 OC drawing left!

     

    If you want to know how well I can draw ponies, then here is an example:

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