CluelessLlama13

I ATE THE BANANAAAAAA

NOOOOO!!! I ATE IT!!!! 

^ Eh, I have a favorite car, but I know I'll never be able to afford/own it.... Other than that, I really don't care much.. lol

> LotR marathon.. Yup.

v What's on your favorite t-shirt that you own?

^ Nooooooooooo!!!! D:

> Can't watch Apple Family Reunion until I've finished my anatomy paper!! AAAUUUGGHHHH!!!

v Trololololololol??

Dead Sea

^ Probably "This Day Aria" actually.. Tough question, man!

> Just endured one of those "lets-go-caroling-with-all-the-church-youth-and-sing-about-snow-in-73-degree-fahrenheit-weather-and-nobody-will-sing-the-same-songs-at-the-same-time-and-we-will-never-get-past-the-first-verse-of-anything" endeavors.. Needless to say, I'm glad it's over.

v Right-handed or left-handed??

Note to self: Dear Full Spectrum - Next time, make a point without being a jerk about it.

 

I just want to apologize for my last post. I always regret a post in haste, post-haste. I didn't mean to stifle your creativity or that of your friends. Honestly, most of those jokes did strike me as quite amusing, and they certainly were clever. It's just that they're not quite puns. On the other hand, I'm not quite sure exactly what they are. Maybe pun is the best term for them. In any case, I didn't mean to make you feel bad for posting them, so again, I apologize. Next time I will think before posting.

Nonono, it's fine. I'll admit, I was a bit surprised by your comment toward it, but I did come off as being more than a little pathetic. Thank you though. I honestly do appreciate the apology. I was not at all trying to make you feel like a jerk. I guess your original response took me off-guard, and I went in to Fluttershy Mode. I was just being overly-submissive. Sorry about that.

Also, I'm not sure if you intended "post-haste" as a pun, but I found it quite hilarious. 

I'm sorry, but most of those are not puns. They are just taking random words that rhyme and adding them to the end of Scoota... A simple computer program could reproduce most of those. I'm not really impressed with that. A pun is a play on words, something that had a double meaning. "Scootajew" for example, is not even a real word, and doesn't have a single meaning, let alone a double one.

 

Wow, this sounds harsh, doesn't it.  Sorry about that, but really...

Um.. Okay..... 

Well.. I'm not going to try to disagree with what you've pointed out there.. I realize they're all just pathetic attempts at "puns" and, like you said, simply rhyming. I guess I didn't think anyone would be bothered by that. I merely saw the thread, thought of that chain of rhyming non-puns, and posted it.. Sorry... 

Dude.. What is wrong with me? I'm not even arguing my case here. I know it's pointless because I know you're right.. I'll just shut up I guess..

I didn't mean to be an annoyance.. :/

If I may....

Here are a bunch of terrible puns some friends and I came up with on Facebook after "Sleepless in Ponyville" aired.

http://cheezburger.com/6870047232

(I'm the bright pink one, btw..)

^ Nope. I rarely get headaches ever, and I don't listen to music.

> I do not wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener..

v "I don't listen to music" does not compute.

^ Yeeeesssss...

> MacGyver FTW!!! w00t!!

v Who is your favorite background pony??

Colgate. 100% Colgate. No question about it. If I had to pick somepony else, though, I'd probably choose Lyra or Octavia. Just because awesomeness.

Lightning Dust!

(OOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!)

I'm glad you have decided to join MLP Forums!! It's great to have you here! You will like it here, I have no doubt.

^ Yes, I know that feel. I'm not exactly an artist (My deviantART), but it sounds like fun! Only one question... DOES IT INVOLVE PONIES?????

> Soup... Popcorn... Yep. That's all.

v Eye color? (just curious. lol idk..)

^ Not like a pro, but yes. I can do it.

> My anatomy teacher pronounces everything wrong... I die a little every time she tries to say sternocleidomastoid.. XP

v Doesn't fully appreciate the sternocleidomastiod.

^ Actually, I do. It is one of my most favoritest muscles

> Wonders if it's ok to answer yourself on this game....

v Do you think it's ok?

^ Eh, the heck with it.. Who really cares?

> I don't care. I think it's kinda funny. (as long as it doesn't go on too long...) lol

v What say you?

Rat Pack

^ False... I can because I am the one making it!! Mwahahahahahahaaa!!

> Also lives in Texas where it is still too warm out.. (still having noodles of some sort for dinner, too)

v Can't tie a cherry stem in a knot or unwrap a Starburst (or some other candy) using only their tongue and teeth.

^ Yes, but you have to come get it.

> Will be having pasta for dinner if SkyeRibbonPony doesn't collect in time..

v Enjoys colder weather.

^ No, not really. At least not in an upfront manner. If Raritty does think you're weird, that opinion doesn't seem to be intentionally laid out here.. At least it doesn't seem that way to me.

> Homeschools, but has decided the "school mascot" is a hedgehog anyway.

v Hedgehogs are adorable.

^ YES!! Only by a little bit though.. lol and I had to check.. XP

> Plans on wearing Santa hats til Christmas!

v Doesn't have many Santa hats...

^ If it's caffeine free, maaayyyybeee...

> Is slightly overwhelmed.. School is grr..

v Doesn't draw their own ponies.

^ Coffee = EW.. Sooo, yes! (Don't do caffeine, so I'm not big on tea either, but it's definitely preferred over coffee.. XP)

> School.. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

v Last watched ponies 3 days ago.

^ Technically "unemployed" since I don't get paid to do anything. However, I am an emergency/weekend dental assistant, a mascot for another dentist (because I own the only Gilbert the Gecko costume in existence), the computer/tech helper at home as well as grammar/English, anatomy, math, (and anything else needed) tutor for my younger siblings. And I used to mow the lawn. Not paid for any of that, but all those people love me. Soooo, no.. But yes too ^^

> Feeling really stressed out suddenly.. Without much reason to be stressing out..

v Waffles or pancakes?

^ Oh man... I WISH!! I'm obsessed with the 80s!!! (along with DeLoreans, time travel, Back To The Future, Christopher Lloyd, and anything to do with any or all of the above!!!)

> Very cold but eating chocolate ice cream anyway..

v Favorite kind of ice cream??

^ Now that's just creepy..

> Pigging out on a can of black olives.

v Prefers fruit over vegetables.