SpikusFyre

BURNED Well now blue is burning you for not liking it. Specifically blue fire.

I am completely lost on what to type right now in response to anything happening in the RP.

I am completely confused at this moment are what my thoughts are.

"Yes I'm very open about what I say though I'm not sure why." said Spikus with a mouth full of blueberry pancake. He swallowed and turned his head to Skyla. "Well that's a very archaic way of looking at an inherent part of life. Random chance is just as much of chaos as wanton destruction and natural disasters are." he said just before going back to eating pancakes.

"Oh sure just because I have an Element of Disharmony I'm automatically evil. I only accept the freaking offer because I was bored. I'm antisocial not evil there's a EFFing difference you know. I'm neutral if anything. Good and evil are just so boring and both require the other for any kind of conflict to occur which is what makes situations interesting." said Spikus indignantly completely disregarding the sword at his throat. "You're a bit slow this is the second time I've had a blade pointed at me in the last 24 hours and that didn't end well for either of us. Which reminds me..." he trailed off and turned to Facade. Spikus then brought his hoof upside Facade's head and punched(?) him in the throat. ​"That's for knocking me unconscious and that's for stabbing me in the chest with a weird thing in that order of relevance to me." he said directly to Facade.

"That pony just ignored me while I was talking to him... He's gonna feel this tomorrow and for the next week!" said Spikus as he flew out the window after Facade had left. He saw as Fuchowa was dragged into the portal and that the former Element of Deceit that had rushed out as Spikus was talking to him was the one that did it. "Oh come on what am I supposed to do with this thing now?!" Yelled Spikus whom crashed down angrily in front of Facade pointing to the Element of Cruelty around his neck.

I'd rather you didn't. I mean did you see what happened when Alpha and Facade both tried to mess with Spikus at the same time. Imagine what would happen if you were to constantly haunt him.

Just don't come back as a ghost to haunt me.

@ Spikus woke up on the hospital bed and looked around. "Well that makes twice today I didn't know where the EFF I was." He looked over and saw Facade panicking. "Oh so you're panicking for no reason now, or rather you should be panicking because you straight up stabbed me earlier after taunting me and then you just knocked me the EFF out for no reason. You're more of a jerkwad than I am and that's saying something." Spikus had no memory of the events that transpired during his rage induced rampage. He got out of the bed and stood up.

... I think I accidentally had Spikus turn into the Hulk kind of... Well you know temporarily... Oops?

Spikus had stopped trying to attack mostly because of running out of energy having used most of his stamina on the buildings of Ponyville. He could hear Facade trying to talk to him only detecting a calmness in the tone not being able to distinguish the words. When Facade placed his hoof on Spikus's shoulder for some reason Spikus began calming back down and the Element of Cruelty around his neck stopped pulsating. "What the EFF just happened? Where am I?" Spikus began asking confusedly. He noticed that Facade was touching his shoulder and he immediately shot backwards recoiling from the contact. "Who the EFF said that you could touch me?!" Spikus asked angrily. He could see that Facade was injured and that he himself was covered in scrapes but he ignored that for now.

BURNED For trying to tell him how to do his job. That's a pretty big assumption to make just because of a design choice of my avatar. :okiedokielokie:

BURNED Because you couldn't stand the heat now get out of the kitchen.

Rubble shot outwards in many directions as the fountain felt the full force of the impact. He swiftly turned towards Facade knowing that he avoided the crash. Spikus was covered in minor scrapes and dust from the obliteration of the fountain but ignored it all. He raised his hooves high above he head and brought them down like sledgehammers over Facade.

BURNED I have no idea what you're talking about I never claimed anyone was anything.

BURNED For not knowing what a paddle-ball is. EDIT: It's basically a toy that's a ball on a string tied to a paddle where the goal is to repeatedly hit the ball with the paddle and not have the string break like they frequently do if you hit the ball too hard. COUGH technically that particular member is a changeling not a pony COUGH

BURNED Leave immortality to the professionals... Now where did I put that paddle-ball...

BURNED Because where we're going we don't need roads. Propeller hats however are completely required.

"Wow shadows being shady I would never have thought of that." Spikus sarcastically said. He noticed Draco begin to mix pancake batter which gave him a confused look on his face. "Wait... Ponies can eat pancakes in this world? I thought they ate stuff like grass and hay and the occasional apple?" he said as he attempted to scratch his head with his hoof.

Spikus payed no attention as the town was evacuated and continued tearing through buildings. Any words spoken to him were lost on him as his rage had slowed his thought processes to a crawl. He turned his gaze to where the continuously repeating sounds were coming from and saw a face that even in his blind rage he could recognize as the pony that had injured him. Steam poured from his nose as he charged towards Facade cracking the ground behind him as he ran. He launched into the air and came crashing down like a meteor directly at Facade.

I would but I'm really far behind on requests since I.. well... forgot to do them for two months or so...

Only if you're fine with dragon types or fire types because that's all I give away because the world needs more of them.

It's been so long since I've welcomed someone... Hmm... Oh crap this thing is already on? Um... Quick Spikus think of something not dumb!... Too late... world of Ponies. This welcome joke hasn't been used in a while so Imma gonna go with it!