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Dedicated to Thorax, a parody of lyrics from "Lost In Love" by Air Supply. So give me love if you feel you can I'll reach for a star if you show me a plan I finally figured it out What I needed was a pony to show me You know they can't fool me I've been consuming love for too long It wasn't so easy But I want to carry on I'm lost in love and I don't know much I left my hive and fell out of touch But I'm back on my feet and eager to be what ponies wanted

I'd love to go crazy. Who wants to come along?

That is a really cool discovery.

I was in shock when I heard about this. So many movies, so many TV shows, so much humor and gone much too soon. RIP Mr. Williams and thank you for all your best work over the years.

A parody of "Photograph" by Nickelback. Look at this ponygraph Everytime we do it makes us laugh How did Vinyl's eyes get so red And what the hay is on Pinkie's head And this was where Spike grew up I think Twilight had fixed it up He never knew he'd ever went without The second floor was hard for sneaking out And this is where we went to school Most of the time Dash had better things to do Cheerilee's record says she broke in twice She must have done it half a dozen times She wonders if it's too late Should she go back and try to graduate Life's better now than it was back then If I was Cheerilee I would let her back in Oh, oh, oh Oh, god, I Every memory of looking out our back doors Spike had the photo album spread out on his bedroom floor It's time to say it, time to say it Season 5, Season 5 Every memory of walking out the front door We found the photo of the friends that we were looking for It's time to say it, time to say it Season 5, Season 5 Remember the old library Remembered every book that we ever read Twilight liked us hangin' out They say Lord Tirek went and burned it down We used to listen to the radio Hoofclopped along with every song we knew We said someday we'd find out how it feels To sing for more than just Winter Wrap-Up Cadence's the first girl Shining kissed He was so nervous that he nearly missed She's been running the Crystal Empire since then We haven't seen them since Celestia knows when Oh, oh, oh Oh, god, I Every memory of looking out our back doors Spike had the photo album spread out on his bedroom floor It's time to say it, time to say it Season 5, season 5 Every memory of walking out the front door We found the photo of the friends that we were looking for It's time to say it, time to say it Season 5, Season 5 We love that town We love the faces Nopony can erase Nopony can replace it We love it now We can't believe it So easy to stay Too hard to leave it If we could relive those days We know the one thing that would never change Every memory of looking out our back doors Spike had the photo album spread out on his bedroom floor It's time to say it, time to say it Season 5, Season 5 Every memory of walking out the front door We found the photo of the friends that we were looking for It's time to say it, time to say it Season 5, Season 5 Look at this ponygraph Everytime we do it makes us laugh Everytime she does it makes Twilight...

A parody of "Parents Just Don't Understand" by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. You know princesses are the same no matter time nor place They don't understand that us ponies are gonna make some mistakes So to you, all the ponies all across the land There's no need to argue, princesses just don't understand I remember one year Twilight took me school shopping It was Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, oh, Twilight and me All hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallopy Mall Twilight started bugging with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothing at first I just turned up my muzzle She said, "What's wrong? This saddle cost $20" I said, "Twilight, this saddle is plaid with a butterfly collar!" The next half hour was the same old thing Twilight buying us clothes from 2010 And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate I asked her for Maredidas and she bought me Zips I said, "Twi, what are you doing, you're ruining my rep" She said, "You're only an Earth Pony, you don't have a rep yet" I said, "Twi, let's put these clothes back, please" She said "no, fillies go to school to learn not for a fashion show" I said, "This isn't Season 2, come on Twi, I'm not Discord Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Bridle Bunch trousers But if you don't want to I can live with that but You gotta put back the double-knit reversible saddle slacks She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same Inevitably the first day of school came I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick But Miss Cheerilee said, "No, no way, uh-uh, forget it" There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought The fillies were cracking up laughing at the clothes Twi bought And those who weren't laughing still had a ball Because they were pointing and whispering As I trotted down the hall I got home and told Twilight how my day went She said, "If they were laughing you don't need them, Cause they're not good friends" For the next six hours I tried to explain to Twillight That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times So to you all the ponies all across the land There's no need to argue Princesses just don't understand Oh-kay, here's the situation Celestia and Luna went away on a week's vacation and They left the keys to the brand new Porsche Would they mind? Umm, well, of course not I'll just take it for a little spin And maybe show it off to a couple of friends I'll just cruise it around Ponyville Well, maybe I shouldn't Yeah, of course I should Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block That's when I saw this beautiful mare walking I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking You should've seen this girl's horsie dimensions I honked my horn just to get her attention She said, "Was that for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and take a ride with a horse of a guy" She said, "How do I know you're not sick? You could be some deranged Mane-iac" I said, "C'mon toots - I'm a Canterlot prince Beside, would the Mane-iac have a Porsche like this?" She agreed and we were on our way She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word We hit McDobbin's, pulled into the drive We ordered two hay burgers and two large fries with Cokes She kicked her litter off onto the floor She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on" She put her hoof on my knee, I put my hoof on the gas We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast The sun roof was open , the music was high And this mare's hoof was steadily moving up my flank She had caused me to drive into the castle so far I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car We're doing ninety in Celestia's new Porsche And to make this long story short - short When the royal guard pulled me over I was scared as hell I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, Shining Armor!" I almost had a heart attack that day Come to find out the filly was a Canterlot runaway I was arrested, the car was impounded There was no way for me to avoid being grounded The princesses had to come off from vacation to get me I'd rather be in jail than to have Celestia banish me They both walked in I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Celestia, Luna, how was your trip?" They didn't speak - I said, "I want to plead my case" But Luna just shoved me in the car by my face That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived They took turns - one would zap me with her horn while the other was driving I can't believe it, I just made a mistake Well princesses are the same no matter time nor place So to you all the ponies all across the land Take it from me, princesses just don't understand

I'll go with regular, straight cut fries.