Handmantoot

Go take a shower to hide myself crying. 

Do Attack Helicopters count? 

If not, then a Sloth...

Great, now i feel bad! My dream job is to be a Assassin...

But I'll say CIO of a big company for now.~

I really enjoy the simple things in life.

• Driving my truck seeing nature
• Hot coffee 
• Cold beer
• Good friends
• Cats in ties. 

Hard to say. I personally think im a 1. Black and got a big ass beard. I don't fly as cute xD

But on the other hand my girlfriend thinks i'm hella cute..So maybe a 2?

wow. What do you do to get that kind of money?

Pretty much became a full time employee to my patreons.

Several behind the counter deals were struck and half which im sure were illegal. But I digress...

NSFW is a lucrative route in any fandom. It's like being a day trader! Theres money in it; just gotta know where to look.

Oh definitely. Painfully stereotypical.

What made my patreon such a hit was that fact that I 1up'd the competition.

He did a raffle a week. - I did 2 raffles in a week.

He did a YCH bid. - I did a pack of 5 YCH (Your character here)

Patreon is in turn a business and needs to be treated as such... You offer something your opponent doesn't and you deliver where they didn't.

With my Patreon money i bought a new 60K truck..So there is potential if you work hard everyday on your business.

GOOD LUCK!!

I'm feeling fat and sassy.

I personally think a lot of hair on a male is masculine AF. The whole beard trend going on is awesome to me. Looks like the dude is ready to wrestle a bear and then make love to a tree...Then cut down the tree in the morning! Mannly~

And I'd honestly don't mind body hair on a women. She has the option to do shave or not; Not to fall victim of the social stigmatism.

TBH, when I see a woman with visible body hair in public she gets mad respect from me. So good for her.

I'm a huge fan of super cars.

Personal favorite is the Ferrari 599xx

Followed closely by the Lamborghini Veneno

And then in the Hyper car realm I LOVE the Zenvi ST1

And my personal truck I love with all my heart
My 2015 Chevy Silverado LTZ

My Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Pinkie Pie

How did you find MLP Forums?: Found the site when looking at cons to visit in 2016

How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: TF2 sprays EVERYWHERE...

Hello everone! (Everypony..)

I'm Handmantoot, a vile artist in the Pony fandom making awful art and generally being a bad influence on small children.

I'm 24 years old, I work as an I.T Systems Analyst for a shipping company.

I am a borderline alcoholic.

I'm terrible with money and I'm a lazy plughole.

I own a hairy chest that shines brighter than 1000 moons. I'd attach pics but i don't wanna burn your eyes.

Whats that? What about my art? - Thanks for asking!

I've long been drawing ponies for profit. Where I took commissions over DA, FA and tumblr; leading toward my own ask blog. Until recently where I started to REALLY enjoy the show for all its fun aspects and contribute more art for the sake of fun and to help the community grow.   Thus slowing my NSFW art with more of a focus on SFW art! Stuff you can show your parents and say "This is what my fandom friends can make and I'm learning how to be a better all around person!" And not " Mom look! I'm sexually aroused by a horse!" Mom never let me live that down...

Now I sell prints, glasses, and other convention merchandise at my local Colorado convention " Running of the Leaves" and I hope to attend many more conventions all over the world to meet friends and make new friends. (Next stop, EverFree Northwest!)

It's been a memorable journey for me into the fandom; both good and bad, and I hope to keep going till the very end.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me anytime.

P.S

-I hope i dont get banned