Stone Cold Steve Jobs

I’m just grateful to have friends who are willing to help me. I’m not choosy.

My family’s had people serving for generations and can be traced to the Union Army of the civil war and beyond. I’ve heard as far back as the revolutionary war but I don’t know for sure.

The abandoned house that was down the street from my old house. It’s no longer standing.

Oh, my life is in the shitter. But other than that, I’m fine.

I usually make stealth characters. Turn them into glass cannons to discourage breaking stealth.

Dr Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

I can size you for a shirt or suit by looking at you for a few seconds but I can’t tie ties.

we are leaving work early today.

The existence of a Minnie Mouse implies the existence of a Mega Mouse.

If I was a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan.

I used to study a day or two in advance of a test. Using the review sheet or if that isn’t available then my notes. 

In the hours before his assassination, Martin Luther King Jr. started a pillow fight with the other civil rights leaders.

Abraham Lincoln was very self conscious of his looks and did not believe himself to be good looking. When accused of being two-faced, he replied, “If I had two faces, why would I wear this one?”

If you ever feel like you have a stupid question, just remember that NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7-day mission.

I think 70 or something. It was a prior job and I usually wound up with 60 hours a week, sometimes one day off and sometimes none.

People think that because I write with my left hand I know the secrets of Life’s mysteries. 

There was a lunch room teacher who would swear at us in 8th grade and blow a whistle into the microphone to get our attention. I think he helped cause my tinnitus.

A bus driver stopped taking us home one day to stop at a mini mart for some cigarettes and told us not to say anything about it. It was a bus full of kids no older than 11.

I have one, a photo with, and the guitar pick of one of my favorite guitarists, Robben Ford.

I called my moms side Grandma and Grandpa. I never met my grandfather on my dad’s side. I called my grandma on his side Nanny.

So many things to choose from. I can’t decide!

Do I have to pay the monthly rent for it? I’d do it if it was free but $10k won’t even get you 6 months there. Probably more like 3-4 if you’re lucky.

Pepsi blue. They brought it back last year for a limited time and hadn’t made it before that for about 20 years.

The people, the K-9 units and random locker searches, the monthly bomb threat, the weekly fire alarm prank, and the bugs cooked into the lunches.

7 out of 7

this is the weirdest pinball forum I’ve ever been a part of

I like a villain who isn’t evil for the sake of being evil. I don’t like one dimensional mustache twirlers. I want to see what their reasoning is, and it doesn’t always have to be huge deep reasons. Humans kill for 3 main reasons: Money, Sex, Revenge, or some combination. Sometimes the simplest reasons in a villain’s behavior  are the most effective.

No, but I am in shape.

It comes and goes. Sometimes I am and sometimes not.