July 1:
1: Make clones of Cheerilee that turn into zombies. Interesting.
2: Iron Pony against Princess Alicorn Luna.
3: Zecora dies and gives me all her money. Great. Instead of using all that money, if have to spend it in the hospital after the Iron Pony with Luna!
4: Your very special somepony is Twilight Sparkle. At least it's not same-gendered.
5: My girlfriend is Chrysalis. Same reaction as #4. Now I'm cheating on Twilight?
6: Conquer Equestria with DERPY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES!
7: Gets a phone call from Vinyl Scratch. She never talks. I would really like to hear her voice.
8: Marry Pinkie Pie. Wow, WOW, WOW! Even thought I'm ruling Equestria with DERPY WHOOVES, Chrysalis can defeat me for marrying Pinkie Pie?
9: Dress up as Rainbow Dash for 12 hours because I think she's awesome because since I was born on the first so I got to choose but it took me for ever but I finally choose 23- Derpy Whooves gives me a muffin. I do think Rainbow Dash is awesome but not my favorite pony.