Sweet, sweet succulent chicken flesh.
And the pure shrieks of non-skeletons, since at least in Equestria i could be explained with 'magic' and everyone would get over it.
And that would sadden me.
Plus, being a pony-skeleton would be so weird. At least i'd be good at scaring children in school or something.
The ultimate surprise during biology class.
"All-right" The biology teacher detaches one of the hooves from the hanging pony-skeleton to demonstrate it. "So, the way ponies grab things can be traced back to the skeleton wher-" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone is freaking out, the teacher has a heart attack and the hoof is flailing about
Nevermind i'm in.