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On 2022-01-27 at 10:56 AM, bestert said:

Hello. Finally, my dad allowed me to register on this forum. I love ponies!!!! I am currently studying in elementary school. But in the future I dream of becoming a lawyer and working for a big company. And who do you want to work in the future? And which pony is your favorite?

Hii!! Welcome to mlp forums! I hope you feel welcomed here <3 I'm currently studying in high school! I'm hoping to become an animator and make my own TV show for adults, based on Regular Show. I also plan on becoming a cake baker if that plan falls flat. My favorite ponies have to be Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Derpy/Muffins!!

Packaged noodles? Pretty good, tastes really good with cheese and hot sauce. But, I can't really speak cause we won't really know how it tastes like if we don't visit japan!!

"Breathe, baby, you ain't gotta worry no more
Just breathe, we'll be waiting on the dance floor
And let your body let it go
You're best case scenario
Love don't come in stereo
Baby, you are AM gold" 

-Train

On 2022-08-12 at 10:21 AM, Flurry Heart said:

Hey Cosmic Candi, what's the difference between sweet ponies and other ponies? Is it that you all looks like sweets and have sweets related cutie marks? What about you? What's your cutie mark and what do you do?

Hi there Flurry Heart!! Us sweet ponies heard about you!

There is a HUGE difference. Us sweet ponies r made in the womb with ingredients!! The mom eats the ingredients halfway into the pregnancy process, then when the ponies are hatched, they become a sweet pony. We don’t taste like the ingredients though, because they just help us form our features.

My cutie mark is a cosmic brownie, which was formed when I was little. My mom died of cancer and dad introduced me to party planning and baking to keep me happy. That’s how I got my cutie mark, which tells me I am fun and loving.

16 minutes ago, brony_bonk said:

hi cosmic! i’m curve ball! 

me! ⬆️

are you edible, like your cutie mark? are you made of cosmic brownie!? 

Hi Curve ball!! I like your style!!!

Actually, like the ponies of equestria, we sweet ponies gain our cutie mark by learning what we were made to do. My friend Pillsbury Doughhorse, got hers by baking a sweet treat for her autistic friend at the Pillsbury bakery. That’s how she got her cutie mark, which is a Pillsbury hat & a spoon!!

I don’t think I taste like cosmic brownie, but for some odd reason, my hair smells strangely like it!! I also keep kinding those darn chocolate sprinkles in my hair when I’m sleeping! It’s like it just..pops up!!  

Hope we can chat again, Curve Ball!! 

Hii!! My name is Cosmic Candi, and I’d love to let people ask me questions!!  Maybe I’ll learn about y’all some? Who knows!!

Just looking at the backpack I ordered!! It has so. Many. POCKETS. 3 front pockets, and 3 top pockets. With 7 inner pockets (2 with zippers and 5 that have no zipper), and a charging port!!

Honestly, I really don’t have a least favorite!! But I can tell you my MOST favorite:

Big Macs & Baconators.

Its just how the cheese on the Big Mac tastes so good with the burger and secret sauce..and for the Baconator, the bacon and burger with the mayonnaise and ketchup/secret sauce (don’t know which it is), it’s just, SO GOOD.

Here!! Try it!! You might like ittt 

Omfg YES. It was my 16th birthday and I was in 10th grade, and some dude went up to me and said “Daaamn girl!! Those things are HUGE!!!” And I literally cried because it reminded me of the mental hospital.

Lets just hope no one hits on me like that AGAIN when I turn 17 on the 18th.

I mean, it’s pretty good. I interact with the downstairs teachers a lot, they really like to talk with me. I also make new friends every year.  It’s also how I make money, considering I sell Kandi bracelets. There are a few things I’d like to fix about the system, though. Like the sexist dress codes & the ableism within. Luckily, I only have two more years of that and I’m outta there!

Friends. Because you can never buy friends, they come naturally. If you did buy friends, they’d just want to be your friend for money.

My Pops Maellard plush is the best plush purchase I’ve ever gotten. 
 

he’s a lil dirty now, but hopefully I can put him in the wash. My mom tells me “it just means he’s well loved.”

Pretty scared, actually. My power might go out because of a thunderstorm. Though, my power is the only source of air as my air conditioner has gone kaput. What am I gonna do?? I can’t go in the car, my mom is using it.

Input: Pinkie Pie tells Fluttershy that she liked her.

“Pinkie Pie, I didn’t know you loved me like that..” said Fluttershy.

Sakura shaped cookies!!! 

Hii!! Do you possibly take DA points for a custom avatars/sigs? Would love an avatar with my oc Cosmic Candi and a signature with Cosmic, Pinkie, and Fluttershy! 

Here is my fair share of the deal!! I hope it’s ok if I include a bobcat,,,

And here is my oc I would like drawn!!

Her name is Cosmic Candi, she has a brown coat with sprinkles all over her pony self, and her cutie mark is a cosmic brownie!! Oh!! She also has..pink whatever-hairstyle-this-is-called,,,,

I found out I can change my signature, so I decided to make something of my own!! Well, until I can pay someone to make me one. As Isabela says in Encanto…well, I’ll just insert the meme I made.

What does everyone else’s signatures look like? Show your tail (or in this case, a sig) off!! 

Well, your pfp and @TomDaBombMLP’s pfp are the only ones I can remember, so yeah!!

Well, I’d say the word is Diverse!! 

I’m giving recipes for each of my characters!! (Also so y’all can use them if you bake but shhhhh)

Cosmic Candi: 

Chocolate Cosmic Cookies

Franciecake:

 Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Trifle

BeccaSwirl: 

Easy Cinnamon Rolls

I hope you guys enjoy!!

On 2022-04-02 at 5:00 AM, abrony-mouse said:

And now the real battle: Ponies or Penis 

That is REALLY HILARIOUS out of context 

I cant go because I’m seeing pink elephants. What was in that potion ANYWAY, sire?!

My only one regret is not buying enough plushies.
I WANT A PLUSHIE PALOOZA, YA HEAR?! 

For me, Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake is stuck in my head, but it’s the slowed version. Here is the part that is repeating:

“So you grab your girls
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smellin' right
So you pass to the left and you sail to the right”