Yo mama so nasty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so lazy, she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote.
Yo mama so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving.
Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa, and he told her to get back to work.
Yo mama so scary, the robber ran away once he saw her.
Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license. 65.
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