*comes out of portal*
Hey there! I'm CB2000! My username stands for Closet Brony 2000. 2000 is my birth year. My birthday is January 1st, 2000. I am thus 12. I'm a closet brony because my parents know about bronies already, and they think it's gay. Fast forward 4 days. I think: "What IS this brony thing anyway? I'm gonna check it out."
I Google "brony" and this comes up: "A male fan of My Little Pony." I think "That's ridiculous! Who in this WORLD would do that?" Fast forward about 1 hour. My friend from across the street comes to my house, and I invite him into my room. I ask him if he knew about this brony thing. He said "How did you know?"
Me: *poker face* My friend locked the door to my room, and said "MLP is the best show ever." I say "How do you think that?" And he says "Just watch the first episode." Me: "NO." We talk about other stuff for a while, then he leaves. 1 day later, at about 5:00 PM, 4 friends come over. My room isn't big, but it isn't small either. There's room though. The friend from yesterday says that he brought a few others to talk to be about bronies. We talked for 15 minutes, (although it seemed like an hour) and then they all left. That night, I couldn't sleep. Me. On my bed. Tried to sleep for 4 hours. It's 2:00 AM. I think to myself "Since I can't sleep, I might as well see what all this pony hype is about." I hop out of bed, walk to my desk, turn on my desktop, open Firefox, and watch the first episode. It's 2:26 AM. I just watched an episode. I turn off my computer and hop back in bed. I still couldn't sleep, but I evaluated what I saw. That next morning at 9:00 AM, I officially decided that I liked the show. But then, I thought "What if my parents find out?" So ever since June 2nd, 2012, I have hidden my brony status from my friends, and family. I will only share it on the internets. If you want a name to call me by, my name is Drew. And if you ask me "If you're a clost brony, THEN WHY ARE YOU SHARING IT ON LE INTERNETS?" I swear, I have 40 other friends. I bet they would not be pleased, and why would they care to look at my internet history? Besides, I clear it after watching an episode.
PS: I live in Texas.