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KPM

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  1. Yes, people tend to notice me from crowds. So what?
  2. I am right now cuddling with Octavia. I declare my life a huge success.
  3. You score a point if you can guess who did I have to skin for this.
  4. Now that I think about this, this gem is also shaped just like my tail! I seem to be a witness to a massive ninja-operation. This bell disallows me to be a proper changeling. How am I supposed to pretend to be someone else with this? ... Why am I required to be someone else?
  5. Inexperience against humans makes Scoutker act more carefully, thus your tricks have less chance of working. Combat experience is on my side. I call win.
  6. Just a few more hours and I can leave this place filled with fools.
  7. This is my sister, Loop- I AM PURPLEPOWER, RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY! :3
  8. To them, it was the day I, their manevolent leader, led Serbia to victory. But for me, it was tuesday.
  9. You may not yet realize this, but I am actually carrying an invisible log.
  10. My answer to this is Moon Queen. Why do they call it a hack-saw when you use it to slice?
  11. Me? Maybe I could be in charge of winter. I'd have a good excuse to use this scarf!
  12. Pinkamena wouldn't be a worthy rival and a colleague if she wasn't able to take me on. It's barely possible to not end up with a draw. Both ponies are aware of how the other moves. We share some questionable pastries and laugh at all the mistakes we did during the battle while attempting to sneakily maim each other in a non-lethal manner.
  13. This can't be right. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY SOFA.
  14. Well, this brings nothing new to the table. No feels were given that day.
  15. POW! YOHO! Wait, why am I not simply using my sword?
  16. Did... Did I just knock him out? ... Too loud?
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