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ThatOnePwny

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  1. G'day [X] FRIEND / [ ] RIVAL

     

    [X] THANK / [ ] BLAST you for your [X]WONDERFUL AND HUMOROUS POSTS / [ ] DISMERITOUS CONDUCT on our forums.

    I am very [X] GLAD / [ ] MAD that you continue to peruse,

    and [X] CONTRIBUTE / [ ] CONTINUE TO BREATHE WHILE UNBANNED.

     

    I think I speak for all of us when I say [X] WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER, AND HAVE A HUG / [ ] I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU SON OF A WITCH-DOCTOR

     

    Watch your [X] USER NOTIFICATIONS / [ ] BACK because you just [X] FOUND A NEW FRIEND / [ ] PICKED A FIGHT WITH THE WRONG MAN

     

    [X] SINCERELY, / [ ] UP YOURS,

     

    -Blue

     

    Thank you for your useless valuable input! We will continue to stalk monitor the situation from a distance, because we're afraid of you people because SCIENCE!

     

    (Only joking, I <3 you all ^^)

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  2. The Aperture Science Genetic Lifeform and Magic Operating System does not understand what purpose this letter achieves.

     

    It achieves no purpose, which is it's purpose. Oh I'm sorry, did I fry your mainframe with that paradox? :3

  3. Hello! And welcome to the Aperture Science Officially Unofficial ForumUser Observation Initiative! You, [subject username here], have been forced volunteered to participate in this Enrichment Center activity! We thank you for letting us make use of your boring lives take your precious time to read this Aperture Science Letter.

     

    Due to unfortunate circumstances, Aperture Science is currently running out of money! This means that we're applying for any Science-related research projects the government is asking for in order to get paid. The Aperture Science Officially Unofficial ForumUser Observation Initiative is an initiative created to observe forum behavior among [subject species here]. That said, if you are a species that is NOT capable of forum use, please stop reading this letter and continue flinging poo/biting humans/eating leaves/other. The initiative will begin at a random point in time between the sending of this letter and the reading of this letter. Once it begins, you must continue life as if nothing has happened, which basically makes this letter pointless. Thank you again for allowing Aperture Science to waste forum space in the name of Science.

     

    Sincerley,

    APERTURE SCIENCE AUTOMATICALLY MANUAL LETTER CREATION DEVICE

     

     

     

    (Note by ThatOnePwny: Yeah, I'm bored. :P )

  4. LOL I just remembered a funny one. Not my favorite, but I love it.

     

    "NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAH! OH THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAAH!"

    -The Wicker Man, apparently. Didn't know that. XD

  5. And you shall receive. Not that anypony cares to ask anything. :mellow: But since so much users seem to have one of these, why not. I think I'll do a funny one later. :P

  6. Ok, so this isn't actually the writing. That's below. THIS is a sort of intro, just to tell you that I'm writing this right now, right here. I'm pulling this out of my head RIGHT NOW. I'm bored and I just wanna write, but I also want critique. It's gonna be science fiction, I guess. Also, not everything is final. Like the title. For now, it's called "Lunacy". So yeah. With that, here we go:

     

    The thunder boomed loudly overhead, while the lightning lit up the night sky, revealing a hilltop with many buildings organized in a large circle. There were four supermassive things that looked to be satellite dishes pointed at the sky in the center of the circle. It was quiet, other than the loud storm brewing overhead. The buildings on the hilltop were the Omega Corporation HQ, one of America's largest and most diabolical corporations to ever exist. The government didn't allow them to practice any science at all. But what power did they have? Omega Corp had recruited some of the smartest and most evil people on the planet to work with them. They'd achieved so many negative things throughout the years: creating new diseases, new weaponry, new animals. Anything that comes out of that place is bad news. But this project...it was the biggest yet.

     

    Nobody in the country knew what they were planning. John knew, of course, because he worked there. It was a massive project, consisting of the greatest evil minds of John's generation. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Of course, that's what they always say at Omega Corp. And usually, they're wrong. But they were absolutley sure of it this time, because if they weren't, the entire Earth was in danger. And that would be terrible, wouldn't it?

     

    The thunder boomed once again as the Moon flashed briefly into view. It was such a powerful little thing, thought John. It controlled the tides, lit up the night sky, and generally helped the Earth in many ways. So much power in such a small object (compared to the Earth, of course). And what if one corporation could harness all of that power? he asked himself. They'd have the final say on everything, wouldn't they? John gently laughed to himself, anxious to start work on Project Blackout. He quietly wished the storm would lighten up, but Omega Corp was paranoid that someone unauthorized would get into the HQ, so they kept the storm going. It was entirely artificial; everything from the rain to the lightning was created in order to shield any unwanted people from getting in. It did its job well. No one had broken into Omega Corp HQ since many years ago, and that was when it was a much smaller corporation. Now, it was almost worldwide.

     

    ---//Okie dokie, I'm done writing for now. Tell me what you think. It's not too good IMO, but I was just writing however.\\---

  7. Welcome! Hello! And etc!

     

    I found this site through Youtube and funny videos. Which is also how I became a brony. :P Welcome.

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