Captain Derp M.D.

I'm always pretty casual when I drink. Unless we're doing karaoke, them I go into "Mad Serious Mode." I've been known to rock some Misfits when drunk.

THAT is possibly the greatest story I've ever heard. You're a champion, and I mean it. I have a tendency to end up in bathtubs when I get overly drunk. I think I flock to them just in case I get sick. I like being close to the toilet, haha. I remember being at a party once about 4 years ago. There were like 15 of us drinking and there was limited seating. One chair, one loveseat, one couch. FIVE people on a loveseat is hard to do. I drank an entire bottle of rum and three shots of Jager on an empty stomach, and I had to push my friend Jessica off of my lap to get to the bathroom. I threw up and woke up in the bathtub with my friend Amy's brother urinating and talking to me. It was pretty embarrassing.

Cmoore and I took a cab with his (at the time) girlfriend to go get some cigarettes one night. We were pretty tore up, and he went to grab her thigh while we were in the back. Except he grabbed mine. I nonchalantly responded with "wrong leg, dude." and he screamed like a girl. It was one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me. Now every time he makes a drunken blunder I tell him "wrong leg, dude."

The thread is complete, along with my most recent drunk fail/triumph. I'm pleased to share the story, and I hope it gets a few laughs. I thought it was hilarious.

This thread is all about alcohol and drunk stories. We ask that you drink responsibly, and use any stories here as reasons to NOT get so drunk you don't remember the night. Now, with that being said, I'll start off the festivities. I recently went to Columbus with my best friend, Cmoore. We went to see Modest Mouse, and we lost our spot in line to go to the restrooms. Since we figured we would end up in back anyway, we started drinking at 3pm. 6 beers in, we got into the show where we each enjoyed three 32 ounce cups of beer. For those keeping count, that's 96 ounces a piece on top of the 6 beers each beforehand. An average beer is 12 ounces, 96/12=8, which is 14 beers. Followed by a double rum and coke. I actually remember the whole concert, but not going home. My memory returned when I sat down at the hotel WAY too fast and threw up on my pants. Ever done laundry in a hotel bathtub at 3am? It's an experience. All in all it was a great night, though. Modest Mouse is a FANTASTIC live show, and I recommend them. I'll try to post some drunk pictures on here soon, too.

IT SHALL BE DONE! I'm on it! Allons-y! I shall call it "All things booze and drinking related" and we can post drunk pictures and stories! And it will be better than this thread, with blackjack and hookers! well. maybe not the blackjack and hookers...

I just bought a bunch of stuff for lunch at work all week: sandwich bread, deli meat and cheese, mountain dew, snack cakes, soup, shrimp ramen (with HOT SAUCE! YUM!!) Got some pop tarts and fruit bars for breakfast, too.

I'm a beer man, myself. I like Guinness, Magic Hat #9, Rogue (Chipotle Ale/Chocolate Stout/Dead Guy Ale), and Yuengling when I don't feel like spending $12 on a six pack. I won't turn down a good rum, vodka or cognac, but I LOVE whiskey. Jameson is my favorite. It burns so good. EDIT: Why do we not have a thread for drinking?

I've never heard it called a "poor boy" it's always been a "po'boy." Also, what kind of Vitamin Water? XXX is my favorite, and Revive is good too.

I bought a mountain dew and a pepsi, a slim jim, a candy bar (butterfinger ftw) and a bag of cheddar fries. Also $10 in gas.

SHAZAM!

My personal favorite series that he has done were Cry of Fear and Afraid of Monsters. I really enjoy the Condemned videos and Doom 3, too. I am, however, very sad that he didn't play Silent Hill 2 all the way through. Silent Hill 2 is my favorite horror game of all time, but I understand his hatred of the controls, which is why I assume he stopped. I find him to be hilarious, even if his screaming doesn't sound sincere anymore. I'd love to meet him or even just have a video chat with him, he seems like a funny dude. The Little Horse mod of Amnesia was spectacular, though. I need to play that myself.

You would have been better than Kristen Stewart I mean, really, this is sad. Spock is a Vulcan and shows no emotion. Kristen Stewart is a human (allegedly) and is paid to show emotion... yet she does not. I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

I'll match your bowler derby, and raise you a pair of goggles. Gives me an excuse to pull it out of the closet. Tans are for chumps. Pale skin is where it's at. Personally, if I step into the sun for any length of time, I spontaneously combust.

Your facial expressions cracked me up, and your shirts are awesome. I love the Caltech one and the Bazinga one. EDIT: Your giraffe palm trees are legit, as well.

Kickin it old school

What browser do you use? We were using IE and it derped out on us one day, didn't work for like a week. We downloaded Firefox and it cleared the problem right up. So maybe try a different browser? You could also update flash player and your activex plugins.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbP7QxBwuzw BLAM.

Coheed and Cambria Iced coffee Pewdiepie videos Tacos Comic books E-cards Marlboro menthols Cold pizza from the night before Drunk karaoke