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  1. Street Comedy
    I've made up my mind... I'm leaving the forums. No, I'm not gonna write one long-ass thread that's gonna get a bunch of "lolhesgunnabebackinafewdays" posts.
     
    The site has changed too much for my taste, some of my favorite people have left, or are very inactive, and 3/4 of the new users don't do jack-shit to try and even post.
     
    I am currently being Cyber-Bullied by a certain user that I am not going to name over a fucking image. I'm sick of the constant influx of new members who don't do jack-shit on these forums.
     
    You guys don't deserve anymore explanation. I'm sick of it. Goodbye MLP Forums, like half of you will even know who I am.
     
    Farewell, a shoutout to some of my good ol' buddies:
    Zoop, Feld0, Swoop, Scootacool, LRP, Pinkazoid, Chaotic Discord, Kirby, Honey Puff, Ashbad, King K. Roop, Djenty, Pinkie Peels, Finesthour/Crona, Devin, Chigens, Viscra, Berry Punch, akimBrony, N-Harmonia, Blue, Scootabloom, SweetieBell Excel, Tom the Diamond, Shankveld, Pinkie DaShy, Evilshy, Marshmallow, Jonke, RKA, Kloop, Nico, Arylett, Jozzeh, Milkman, and Platinum Rook.
     
    ^----- Thank you people for making my first forum stay wonderful. If you feel you were a good friend of mine, and I have forgotten you, I am terribly sorry.
     
    Well, it's been fun on here up until recently.
    Goodbye MLP Forums
     
     
    ~Street Comedy
    EDIT: I made a thread, even though I said I wasn't.
  2. Street Comedy

    I'm Kinda Upset

    By Street Comedy,

    I'm pretty sad, wanna know why? Okay, I'll tell you.
     
    You see, this summer my last friend cussed me out because I beat him in a video game. He hurt my feelings and said "No one likes you, we just pretended to like you because you're a f***ing loser with no friends." Do you know how much that HURT? Do you know how much shit I put up with this kid? He was a jerk to me the past 3 months, not even apologizing about his past actions and tantrums?! He's not my friend, he's a loser.
     
    Is this what I get for being a nice, quiet boy?
     
    Now, I tried to make friends the night before school. Play tag with the boys in the neighborhood, what could go wrong? I BROKE MY ARM BECAUSE SOMEONE PUSHED ME.
     
    Now, I have to get braces. Yay, I'm the epitome of loserdom. Friendless, nerdy, braces. :/ I remember the good ol' days of Kindergarten and First Grade. What happened to all the little kids being nice and getting along?
     
    Screw it, I'm not forgiving that kid. I'm not gonna make new friends in real life, especially when I do FUCKING NOTHING and everyone hates me. I'm sad.
     
    ;(
  3. Street Comedy
    The Story of Ug-Puff



    by Street Comedy


     
    One quiet day, in the country of Pookistan a legend was born in a quaint house on the country side. The Puffingtons have been dreaming of a child for so long, they wished for another balloon like animal to carry on their legacy when they died. "Mr. Puffington, you may want to see this." said Dr. Kadabra. "What? Is my wife okay? Did the baby make it out?" asked a frantic Mr. Puffington. "Yes, both your wife and baby are A-OK." chuckled Dr. Kadabra. "Phew, may I see them?" asked Mr. Puffington. "Be my guest, but you may be disappointed if you set you standards high for your baby." replied Dr. Kadabra.
     
    Mr. Puffington opened the door to their bedroom, shocked at the sight he saw.
     
    "WHAT IS THAT THING?! IT'S HIDEOUS!!!" Mr.. Puffington was shocked at what he saw. A small, round baby was right before him, bulging eyes on each side of it's small body, it's lips weren't closed, they were wide open: showing his hideous, out of place teeth.
     
    "Awww, honey. Just because he looks different doesn't mean he's bad." replied Mrs. Puffington in a sick, raspy voice. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! It's ugly, it's slimy, it's drooling blood! What did I do to deserve this Arceus?!"
     
    "I can't believe you, you mock our baby, then you take Arceus' name in vain!" Mrs. Puffington was now furious, she was puffed up, red and fuming, it was obvious she was offended by her husband.
    "Get out." Mrs. Puffington faintly replied. "I'm sorry honey..." replied Mr. Puffington. "I SAID GET OUT!" Mrs. Puffington yelled. She started coughing, then wheezing, then eventually choking.
     
    She fell asleep, her eyes lay still. Motionless. Dead.
     
    "No..." Mr. Puffington started to cry. "No. No... NO!!!!"
     
    Later that night in the house, everything was quiet. Except the constantly crying baby.
    "Shut up! You stupid baby, you ruined everything! You were nothing I dreamed of!" Mr. Puffington yelled.
     
    The baby started crying even louder.
    "Shut up!!!!!! You ugly Puff!" Mr. Puffington suddenly had a lightbulb flicker above his head.
    "That's your name, Uglypuff. Ug-Puff for short!" Mr. Puffington started laughing.
     
    He knew he couldn't take care of this baby by himself, it was too much work. Something had to be done, he couldn't kill it. That would be inhumane and immoral. Later that night, approximately midnight Mr. Puffington went to the river a little past the local town. He was carrying a cradle, with a sleeping baby in it.
    He put the cradle in the river, it started floating downstream with Ug-Puff fast asleep.
     
    "Farewell you nuisance." Mr. Puffington whispered.
     
    Later that night, Ug-Puff woke up, greeted by the glistening moon and it's majestic light.
    A tear trickled down Ug-Puff's eye. He didn't cry, all he did was say his first word.
     
    "Daddy?"
     
     
     
     
     
     
    If this gets enough likes (bro-hoofs), I might put it in Octavia's Hall and give it a sequel. Thank you if you read this all the way through.
  4. Street Comedy

    Scary Story o_o

    By Street Comedy,

    so like, i was at olve garden, and i parkd in a spot that sed: Danguh, u get cursed if you park her :#
     
    i parkd ther anywayz not knowing my sevre eror.
     
    i was seated in a buth, because the cushins r comfy on my buttox. the water came and was like may i take yo order dog.
     
    i point at the special of the day, poopy's pasta
     
    he's like ok, have fun DIEING
     
    wut did he meen by that? i wonduerd.
     
    i then got a txt on my eyeFone, that siad have fun in hell.
     
    o__o if this isn't scary, this next part will make you POOP YOUR PANTS
     
    i got the pasta, it was cold, the water was like and i was like D: after that i looked at the bowl, and the pasta was scary wurms 0____________0

    the end


  5. Street Comedy

    Creepypasta

    By Street Comedy,

    so i went down to ovile garden nd i asked for spgettti.
    when i got the spgetti, it was cold.
    the waiter was like lol and i was like D:
    Then i looked at the pasta, and it was spooky worms o_o
  7. Street Comedy
    so i was in the shuwuh cleen in my buttox, then fon rang.
     
    uh oh, i picked up fone, and the guy said imma hash lingin slasher (so scary i know)
     
    i then got diabeetus and ran down stars to lok the durs.
     
    but than the guy on tha fone came and made me watch jersey shoe!
     
    The End
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