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  1. Jaded Avaricious
    Growing up has never been an easy task for me. while I admit that I do have it better than most I will also admit that the ideals that some have it better are flawed. I am a very sick individual and while leaving for Equestria in the body of a pony sounds like a dream come true for me, it is just that. a false hope, a fools errand, a castle in the sky. Sadly it will never be and as I say this now everypony I am half expecting to be whisked away and proven wrong but know in my heart that it will never happen. While I am fed up with this world I still have my friends whom I love, my Family I would never wish to lose even if I know they are safe and all of you. my Bronies I could not in good conscience leave you all to the rot of this world while I experience that which you all seek. Eternal happiness, bliss, love and a life in Equestria. While I say all this now I can tell you all that this just goes to show, we already have all that here. We have happiness, bliss, friendship and we make our own Equestria right here. we may have our limits but those boundaries help us grow for the better. I love you all my fellow bronies.
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    to post 69, awayyyyyyy!!!
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    My Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Fluttershy How did you find MLP Forums?: I'm a genius DUH How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: I like to try new things Hey everypony Jaded Avaricious here, let me get straight to the point. how the buck does one link and embeded youtube video to a post? need answers asap somepony please lend me a hand (or hoof as it were). That is, If you don't mind of course...
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    right here Rarity never think your being left out you are a very special pony with a very special destiny and you are going to shine your missing fluttershy there pokey smokes or did ya forget that she's a Pegasus too? fluttershy is my favorite pony not because she is a Pegasus but because she is so damned adorable ^^
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    well i certainly screwed myself over in that last post... Ah want a post endin in 69 and 'Ah Want It Now'!
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    i will beat this
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    Ok i'll bite, ya got any apples there pardner?
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    Oh god why... i was listening to Loyalty by MandoPony after my gf left me and was writing this... sung to the tune and all i essentially warped the lyrics. "You said you'd never break my heart Played me as a fool right from the start Now i got the time to reminisce It doesn't make sense (It doesn't make sense) I can shout it out aloud Let the whole world know that i'm feeling down. the only thing missing is you by my side. give me a smidge of confidence give me a speck of commitment give me and idea of mutuality give me a dash of (loyalty). I gave my lonely heart to you but the feeling of futility followed through You made it very clear to me cause we knew that this was coming, the oposite of loyalty. our love shone bright and yet as life goes on you're here one minute and then your gone. it haunts and reminds me of me and you what did you do? what did I do? As i think back on my whole life where have you gone, why'd you say goodbye? alot will happen now you've left my side. give me a smidge of confidence give me a speck of commitment give me and idea of mutuality give me a dash of (loyalty). I gave my lonely heart to you but the feeling of futility followed through You made it very clear to me cause we knew that this was coming, the oposite of loyalty. Time stood still when you left me how is it i can make you see? this situation makes me want to scream your name so loud til my throat starts to bleed I gave my lonely heart to you but the feeling of futility followed through You made it very clear to me cause we knew that this was coming, the oposite of loyalty. I gave my lonely heart to you but the feeling of futility followed through You made it very clear to me cause we knew that this was coming, the oposite of loyalty.(loyalty)"
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    Moving from one space to another seems to cue the brain to refresh itself and pay attention to the new space, making it harder to recall information from the previous space. By then, the previous experience is already filed away in the brain's working memory, which is why recalling what you need can seem unnecessarily arduous. this is better known as the Location Updating Effect.
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    I ten to keep my construction simple such as my sonic rainboom infinity mirror which will have dashie trying to headbut the glass to find a way outta the sucker. closest portal to equestria i could come up with. your move Rachet, you got this I have stepped on many a things, lego, nails and even power cords so i can only imagine the pain. Thanks for your concern but i pretty well compressed it and I started my 2am work shift at the bakery soon after. I ended up cauterizing it on the oven (i'm stubborn like that). well that will be quite a tale to tell to your kids one day. 'hey kids did I ever tell you about the time i was impaled by a plane stabilizer? Honest to Celestia a plane stabilizer. By the way it was from a model aircraft.' Lesson in wound care learned... here is my report. 'Dear princess Celistia. Have you ever cut yourself with something sharp? Just to let you know it hurts like a Mother Bucker, It's not a healthy habit, DONT TRY IT!. Your faithful student, Twilight Spar... Spa... * Collapses on the floor due to losing copious amounts of blood.' I'm so sorry to hear that you have such a jackpony of a brother, I hope he get's what's coming to him someday and I hope even further that he can turn around at some point and be helped and saved. Ouch straight through the hand sounds rather painful. i have had a dog bite straight through my hand so i know that feel bro...
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    I would love to reply to each and everyone of you but work has left me with a migraine... fun times. I will see ya'll later ya hear. Take care everypony. and keep those stories a coming. can't wait to get to know everypony
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    I have to say everypony this the most fail-win i have seen in a long time. just an update. i am now extending this to more than just stab wounds. i'd like to hear other stories such as the time i fell off a 3 story building and didn't get up for around a couple hours. Ponies can do Parkour OK... Ask Pinkie Pie!
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    nice one dude this story definitly doesn't need more dragons would have been interesting to see. pity you didn't get it on video. oh well -_-
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    Hey everypony. I thought i'd pose the question juust where do oyu work and how does it leave you feeling afterwards? Well I myself am a baker so most of the time I am quite Jaded. (hense my name) Being a baker is not all smiles and sweets like Pinkie Pie makes it seem (she's a pastry chef anyway). sometimes I'm up at 2am, 6am, 9am and it changes from day to day, week to week. I'm bucked when I have a 2am then a 9am and then a 2am following it, it gives me very little time to do anything let alone sleep. The are a few perks though like more time to do things after a 2am shift (I finnish at 9:30 when everypony is waking up) when I don't have work til 2am the next day. I don't have to go to bed until at least 4:30pm. thats heaps of time to myself. The downside is there is no time to find a mare that gets me I recently just loft my mare and it still hurts but now, things will get harder as there is no time to search for one. I'm too tired to go out but lonly so I stay on my computer talking on the forums. by the end of it all i just feel like so tell me what's your job like and has your namesake anything to do with it?
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    Hey everypony. I thought i'd pose the question juust where do you work and how does it leave you feeling afterwards? Well I myself am a baker so most of the time I am quite Jaded. (hense my name) Being a baker is not all smiles and sweets like Pinkie Pie makes it seem (she's a pastry chef anyway). sometimes I'm up at 2am, 6am, 9am and it changes from day to day, week to week. I'm bucked when I have a 2am then a 9am and then a 2am following it, it gives me very little time to do anything let alone sleep. The are a few perks though like more time to do things after a 2am shift (I finnish at 9:30 when everypony is waking up) when I don't have work til 2am the next day. I don't have to go to bed until at least 4:30pm. thats heaps of time to myself. The downside is there is no time to find a mare that gets me I recently just loft my mare and it still hurts but now, things will get harder as there is no time to search for one. I'm too tired to go out but lonly so I stay on my computer talking on the forums. by the end of it all i just feel like so tell me what's your job like and has your namesake anything to do with it?
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    ouch nail straight through hand sounds pretty painfull and dude i think your parants house is trying to kill you ...good luck with that how'd you manage that? was it recoil that you were not prepared for or a misfire? I've seen many cases of this but just curious at to what happened to you.
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    wow... thats just so horrible that it's funny (does that work?)m anyway nice story. i just happened to be opening a can of apricot nector with a few quick knife stabs but ended up getting my hand instead. in future i'll just use a can opener or avoid drinking from the can in the first place.
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    Sup everypony? So to put it bluntly... Have you ever stabbed yorself. If so how, was it by accident or on purpose (yes i am aware of those people) and how deep did you do it? I just accidentally stabbed myself in the hand and sweet celestia it hurt the blade went in about an inch not too far but it won't stop bleeding... uh oh. well lets hear your experiances. not too graphic please
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    I'll be your friend. i like everypony unless they do somthing to make me dislike them and that damn near impossible you would be hard pressed to do so.
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    What do you drive? manual What are your thoughts on automatic? It can be difficult to get used to after driving manual What are your thoughts on manual? I feel that Manual makes driving seem more fun, your actually doing somthing different everytime and you have more control. If you drive manual, what is the gear that you use or like the most? I use 3rd the most when i am sticking to the rules *cough* besides that 5th gear is my gear of choice. your general opinion about the thread This thread shows that there are many of us out their with different skills in driving. some like to tak it slow like fluttershy, some fast like rainbow dash and some just indifferent like applejack . I for one am getting a holden gts that is cyan in color and i'm gonna put my jade cutie mark on the side with RD's cutiemark for the emblems.
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    ok everypony, I had a vivid dream the other night involving my ex who recently released me for both our own good. i relived the breakup but i kept on hearing it in celestia's voice. i was freaked out and tried wishing everything away. My wish came true, everything did go away except for a familiar but cute timid voice. i think you know the one... anyway this dream was more vivid, longer lasting and real than any dream i have ever had. Fluttershy was odly not afraid of my human form and she felt so much heartache for me. she wouldn't stop until my resolve in life had been reinforced. She took me to equestria and i spent a few weeks with her and the rest of the mane 6 before going to sleep one night only to wake up here in the real world.
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    I have a local Kebab joint near mine called mad kebabs, they have drunk ponies taking taxies from miles away by which I mean 70 miles just to have their food. I also like sushi/sashimi and all sorts of asian cusine. Cartoon pizzas look better imo but I still enjoy pizza. I'm begining to get sick of baked good as I am a baker so I am always smelling it. good old Pyrate XO Reserve Rum goes down great with all this and sometimes i'll enjoy a nice Cider to boot.
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    Well I am a baker so most of the time I am quite Jaded. A charger is a medievil warhorse that gets run into the ground kind of like me and my job. being a baker is not all smiles and sweets like Pinkie Pie makes it seem (she's a pastry chef anyway). sometimes I'm up at 2am, 6am, 9am and it changes from day to day, week to week. I'm bucked when I have a 2am then a 9am and then a 2am following it gives me very little time to do anything let alone sleep. The are a few perks though like more time to do things after a 2am shift (I finnish at 9:30 when everypony is waking up) when I don't have work til 2am the next day. I don't have to go to bed until at least 4:30pm. thats heaps of time to myself. The downside is there is no time to find a mare that gets me I recently just loft my mare and it still hurts but now things will get harder as there is no time to search for one. I'm too tired to go out but lonly so I stay on my computer talking on forums. This is why i am known as Jaded Charger
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    currently have the TTESports shock spin HD gaming headset. it's great for gaming especially playing Amnesia and Slender... spooky, but her giggle at the ghostie hehehehe *snort snort* hahaha
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