Lance Piper
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Yes, but have you considered that you also always win?
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Downward? What is downward on the moon... would it be back to Equestria? I don't think my car can fly...Then again, I didn't think I'd end up on the moon... Anyway, wanna play a game of chess? I have a chess set in the trunk...
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Dear Princess Luna, Do you know the directions to Manehatten from here? It appears that my GPS broke and I ended up here, on the moon...
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Equestria... A dream of dreams One full of happiness Of peace Of harmony And the box can take me to it The seemingly innocent box Can give me all of it If I simply accept it If I simply say "yes" The Internet Don't need it I'd have community Video Games Don't want it Need no escape Technology? Don't care Nopony else does My Dad's a jerk My Mom would understand Few would miss me But... there is one. A loved one The tears in his eyes As he reads that I'm leaving The realization That we'd never meet The shatter of hearts Into a million tears Neither would be truly happy So I'd kindly write on the note "No thanks" And place it in the box And let it fade -
At first, I'd probably say "Pinkie Pie", but then I get to thinking, she might be annoying after a while... I'd go with Twilight Sparkle, simply because she'd probably be an intelligent conversationalist. That, and she's somewhat awkward, which I love.
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end game
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You just got kissed by your favorite pony. What do you do?
Lance Piper replied to Vocal Symphonie's topic in Sugarcube Corner
Luna: Let's see... I just got kissed by an alicorn princess with untold magical power who just happens to be so much adorkable... I'd faint. X3 Big Mac: Ohmyfaust I just got kissed by Big Mac... I had no idea he was into stallions, much less myself... Honestly, I don't know what I'd do. Anything from a full-blown makeout session to my brain exploding, I suppose. -
Princess Of The Night: A Luna Poem.
Lance Piper replied to Bright Honor's topic in Miscellaneous Fan Art
Well, go for it! I'm sure you'll do great! :3 -
Princess Of The Night: A Luna Poem.
Lance Piper replied to Bright Honor's topic in Miscellaneous Fan Art
Very nicely worded poem. It would take me a while to figure out something like that. :3 But... there is but one problem with it, though I can't put my finger on it...The rythym, maybe? :S -
grim reaper
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mind f**k
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flying fork
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throwing cheese
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double rainbow
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Mind explosion
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I believe it was July-August-ish.... I know that it wasn't to horribly long since the first season finale, and that it was on a saturday because I watched it on the Hub. A couple of people discussing Fluttershy on one of the old forums I went to recommended it to me, and I was very intrigued. My first episode was "The Ticket Master".
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Well, first my mind would blow up, as the creators would've just voluntarily thrown their show so off-balance that it would ruin it, especially if it was Twilight Sparkle. Then I'd go to mourning for the character, no matter which character. My least favorite pony is Rarity: still would mourn for her. Then I would do the happy dance when (and I emphasize "when") the character get's revived, because I know a death like that wouldn't have an permanency. They would just revive the character a couple episodes later. -
awesome explosion
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running around
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Wait... maybe he got that giant MLP Wallpaper Pack that was featured on Equestria Daily once? It has a heckuvalotta wallpapers... And yeah, Princess Badass is more than appropriate. X3
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cheating hamster
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Wow... nice background! I had something similar to that before I decided to go with a more "deco-arty" flair to it. Also, where'd you get the first background? X3
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Hmmm... well, I have two favorites, and my reaction would be different depending on which one: Luna: 1)Wake up to Luna sleeping near the foot of my bed. 2)Stroke her fur for a bit (I couldn't resist doing so. X3). 3)Walk calmly to the kitchen and fix breakfast, being careful to make something entirely vegetarian for Luna. 4)When she wakes up, calmly ask "So, How'd you end up here?" 5)Perhaps take a walk with her in the nearby park, asking various questions about herself and Equestria while spectators stare at the midnight-blue pony with wings and a horn that can talk. The entire time) Freak out internally. X3 Big Mac: 1)Wake up to Big Mac at the foot of my bed. 2)Stroke his fur (again, can't resist X3) 3)Attempt to wake him up in a non-rude way. 4)Ask him if he knew how he got here. 5)Stroke his fur... again. To make sure he's real. 6)Fall back to sleep 7)Wake up again an hour later 8)Do Luna's step 5, replacing a midnight-blue-colored mare with a red stallion. The entire time)Less of a freak out, but still as such. X3 -
Small cactus
