Kamarat

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I actually like spiders and find them as one of the most interesting creatures ever. I used to make a whole lot of research about them. I used to know a lot about them, I still know a bit. However, when they are close to me, I freak out. It's nothing about them, every little bug that crawls quickly on my body freaks me out. Fast moving little creatures always freak me out anyway and spiders are REALLY fast sometimes. They are also really sneaky too, for example they sometimes go down from a tree thanks to their webs like a ninja and land on my shoulder. Seriously, WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE WITH THAT? Well, little things freak me out but big spiders are even worse. I don't know if I can ever pet a tarantula. I find them interesting for many reasons, they have lots of eyes, lots of legs, they are just really interesting predators, that's all. Edit: Oh I also sometimes feed them when I find their hideouts.

I'd hit you with an apple tree

I'd hit you with Celestia!

I'd hit you with the Lin Kuei!

I'd hit you with a freight train

Tell me that my mane is fire, just do it again.

THERE IS NO RESISTANCE..

Banned because you didn't weld that doah!

Banned because you were not blessed with invisibility

Banned because I'm about to stab you in the face with a soldering iron

Stop speaking in fancy, you fancy-sexual!

Banned because, err.. Because I'm hungry. Yeah! Because I'm hungry. Take that!

Yeah, you are that sexual too.

ur gay

I'd hit you with Bruce Lee >:C

*Sigh* Yet another shitty day...

I'd hit you in the face with a soldering iron

Smoking hot, I like it.

Where there is smoke, there is nope! *Vanishes*

I actually expected someone to say something like "2/10 wtf is that" lol interesting Edit: You ninja'd a ninja. I hereby declare you a ninja! 6/10 If it weren't for bad picture quality..

8/10 Nice.

*Turns into smoke cloud*