Fish Fuzzle

I SAY ZAT ONE DAY AZ LITTLE FILLY I LOVE TO COOK. I USED TO LIVE IN SMALL COLD VILLAGE IN MIDDLE OF FOREST SO I WENT TO PICK SOME MUSHROOMS FOR MOI LATEST DISH. ZEN I TRIP ON ONE GREAT MUSHROOM- AND EET MAKE ME FEEL A FUNNY FEELING. I ASK DOCTOR VUT IT WUZ AND HE SAY I EAT INSANITY PLANT. NOW MY EYES SMALL AND I HAVE BIG INSANE IN HEAD! 

RECENTLY I MOVE AVAY FROM kHOME AND I GO TO PONYVILLE TO START RESTAURANT. MANY PONIES THINK I SCARY SO IT GET NOT BIG BUSINESS. I KNOW NOPONY kHERE EXCEPT ZE VERY FAMOUS “TWILIGHT SPARKLE” AND kHER COMRADES.  AHAHAHA!!

VELL I SAY MY PERSONALITY- BIG AND MY CULTURE GREAT PART OF I! IN LITTLE VILLAGE I LIVED IN, WE NOT SO CARING OF FAKE SMILES AND WE VERY BRUTE. MOI CURSE OF INSANITY MAKE ME CANNOT STOP YELLING OR ACT HYPER TOO! AND ДА I GET UPSYET WHEN PONIES GET SCARE OF ME DUE TO APPEARANCE OR MOI ZICK ACCENT OR EYES. BUT I CARRY ON BECAUSE MARE CANNOT PLEASE EVERYPONY!

YOU SEE MY PHOTO OF CHARACTER IMAGE ALREADY, YES? BUT I VERY TALL COMPARED TO MOST MARES. AND I ALWAYS WEAR MOI CHEF HAT!! SO TRUSTY!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

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