Bill Statue

By Square

• August 16, 2016




Age: 2342

Gender: Other

Species: Non-Pony

Appearance: Bill is an attractive fellow, with the cleanest of bones and a constantly happy demeanor, he always wheres a paper bag unicorn puppet on his head, convinced he is in fact a unicorn.

Personality: A seemingly happy, carefree bloke, Bill is always ready for anything, due to most things simply being pointless tasks that will eventually lead to the death of everyone the partakes in them regardless of the outcome.

Backstory: Bill was resurrected years ago, in a field surrounded by sheep. Not knowing what really happened prior, he began to explore the surroundings.Years later, he came across small, colorful horses. Due to them being frightened by his appearance, he fashion a mask in an attempt to fit in. Those that had once been frightened of him now made fun of him. All of this, though, went over Bill's head, and the sarcasm of his peers lead him to believe that he was in fact one of them.<br /><br />Bill has been roaming the countryside for centuries, and regardless of his odd habits, has an unbound wisdom, and may know more about what is going on than he tells others.