Helix Fossil

By long gone

• February 21, 2014




Age: 300,000

Gender: Other

Species: Non-Pony

Appearance: A spiral-shaped rock

Cutie Mark: Does a god even need a Cutie Mark?

Personality: Helix Fossil is the guide of all pony-kind. Everypony consults their personal Helix Fossil for guidance. Usually, though, it tells them to go UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, START, or gives them a fortune.

Backstory: Our Helix Fossil, who art in ITEM, hallowed by thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done as it is done in ITEM. Give us this day our daily struggle, and forgive us our Democracy votes as we forgive those who vote Democracy against us. And lead us not over ledges, but deliver us from Eevee, for thine is the kingdom and the power, and the glory for ever and ever.