Jabbermouth

By Standard User

• December 5, 2012




Age: 28

Gender: Male

Species: Unicorn

Appearance: Whitish-silver coat, dark blue hair with lighter aqua tips. Blue eyes that match the darker part of his hair, and freckles on his face.

Cutie Mark: A white pony head outline with a silver tongue; represents Jabbermouth's quick wit and...silver tongue. Fairly self explanatory, I hope.

Personality: Jabbermouth is the typical suave salesman, sans slick greased hair. He has a nose for money and can sniff out rich ponies like a bloodhound, then cajoles their precious bits out of them with his dashing looks and oratory skills. Because his parents taught him everything he knows, he is devoted to family ties and will never make a sale or talk a pony into doing something that will cause rifts in another's family (his one saving grace).

Backstory: Jabbermouth was born to a pair of travelling merchants of "rare" and "exotic" wares that looked suspiciously like cheap knockoffs from Germaney. He was raised in the family trade and, after a time, his father claimed he could sell sand to a cactus in the desert. After negotiating the sale of a defunct confetti-cannon/oven machine that would always switch the positions of the confetti and cake to the great-great-great grandmother of a particular pink party pony, Jabbermouth found is cutie mark to be a silver tongue'd pony head, representing his ability to talk anyone into nearly anything. <br /><br />After his father swindled a pegasus out of a thousand bits for what turned out to be a replica statue from Saddle Arabia, the pegasus pony-napped Jabbermouth and dropped him from a great height to get back at Jabber's father. Jabber was caught in the nick of a time by a benevolent pegasus that happened to be nearby, but that event traumatized him into his acrophobia.