Phillo Talk

By MisterRe

• September 9, 2014

Age: 21

Gender: Female

Species: Earth Pony

Appearance: She is completely white, except the pupils of her eyes and the outlines of her cutie mark. He mane and tail resemble soft marshmallow tongue.

Cutie Mark: A pillow, duh.

Personality: She is soft but has cold personality. She's mostly happy and can easily take any insult to the face but if you embarrassed her. She'll never stop short until you are destroyed, not dead though. Either she'll act like she likes you and smother you (literally). Or set off a series of events that'll eventually find its way burning like a doo-doo on your door step.

Backstory: Insomnia? Can't sleep? Wondering if its your bed, sheets or pillow keeping you from your z's? Wonder no more because it wouldn't matter because with these pillows you'll never have night off again! We have the most comfortable pillows ever, says me. Not persuaded yet you can buy even more deluxe pillows for more bits. How many bits? More bits!<br /><br />Not satisfied? You can order the super-deluxe package for one night or more. Its a guarenteed good night sleep. Well... bye.