Spazz Pancakes

By Senor Citizen

• June 23, 2012

Age: Maybe 1 week, maybe as old as Time itself. No one knows.

Gender: Male

Species: Non-Pony

Appearance: A BLU Scout. No particularly noticeable deviations.

Cutie Mark: None.

Personality: Completely insane. Seems to enjoy laying a beatdown on others.

Backstory: Spazz Pancakes resides in a BLU can of Bonk in no specific location. As such, Spazz Pancakes can potentially be anywhere. Upon someone coming near his can, he will reveal himself and come out of the can, showing his ability to cling to walls and ceilings to move. When he gets close, he makes his announcement:<br />"I am Spazz Pancakes! I'm gonna BONK you!"<br /><br />Regardless of the impending victim's response, Spazz Pancakes will spawn the Homestuck Warhammer of Zillyhoo into his hand and scream wildly before smacking off his target's head, and then repeatedly and rapidly slamming what's left. After a while he calms down, but if someone else is nearby he'll go right back to his screaming and ridiculously rapid bonking.<br /><br />On top of this, how he got the Warhammer in the first place is probably quite a story.