Appearance: Wears a fedora, quickscoper glasses, and has the face of Gaben (praise Him!). His mane is all colors of LSD, and just looking at him gets you high.
Cutie Mark: Two bottles of Mountain Dew crossed over a bag of Doritos inside a Xbox symbol; this symbolizes his ability to effortlessly land corporate sponsorships because he's so MLG and quick scopes so hard.
Personality: Awesome and epic and shizzle. You never get to know him, though, since xX_MLG is far too amazing for our mere mortal eyes to behold. He quickscopes everyone, even in real life, and yet he never leaves his house. His house is best house, and has best gaming systems.
Backstory: Once, there was a little Noob. One day, this Noob pulled off his first quickscope. He discovered he had a natural talent, and began quick scoping everything. He also bought a fedora, and real Gaben from the human world personally gave him quickscoper glasses. A year later, he beat FaZe Clan while using six controllers at once, because magic. No one even dares fight him now, because he's so MLG. Then, Celestia said that he was way cooler than her and deserves to rule over all Equestria, and he accepted as long as he had a lifetime supply of Noobs to quickscope. Everyone was really happy.
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