Random Short Stories

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Basically write a random fan-fiction that is about only 3-4 paragraphs long. I'll start

 

 

So I was just trotting around town one day just minding my own business when I came across a gay pride parade. I thought to myself, "Will you look at that! Ponies gathering around to celebrate love, tolerance, and remodeling houses. It turns out that it was actually Rainbow Dash's birthday party. I guess I was confused with all the rainbows and shirtless stallions. Then again, ponies usually don't wear clothes.

 

So as a came across Dashie herself, I fell flat on the floor after she kicked me in the groin. After gaining conciousness after about 2 days, I asked, "what was that for?" Apperently I was speaking to a wall sitting in a chair I was tied down to. I then see Rainbow Dash on a small TV screen in the corner of the room. She says "Let's play a game!"

 

You probably know how the rest of the story goes. I can't find the key lodged down my throat, my legs gets chopped off, and Pinkie Pie throws poisonous cake at my face.

 

The End

Edited June 25, 2014 by Freeze-Frame