What headcannons do you dislike.

[Strong Will 11]

The older thread hasn't had a post since last October so I made a new one for those who need to vent a bit.

 

As much as I love Autumn (the song) , the headcannon I dislike is that Derpy Hooves is Dinky's mother. There has been no indication in the show that she is other than the hair and eye color. People think they are related because they nearly look the same but which of the mane 6 look extremly similar to their mothers really? I'd prefer her parrents to be Golden Harvest and Written Script since Written Script is a unicorn and Dinky is a unicorn. Just seems perfectly logical to me

 

What headcanons do you dislike