Lieutenant Hoof-Head 57 October 4, 2011 Share October 4, 2011 Ever fallen in love with an evil, evil person, only to watch them fail? All they needed was a reliable lieutenant at their side! Or in the shadows behind their throne of skulls. It depends on the person. My friends are trying to make me a brony, so I figured I'd sign up here for fun. Hi everybody! Just call me L-T. Villains are my specialty! If ever you're writing a piece of fanfiction or an original story, and need a bit of assistance creating the perfect villain, look no further! Lieutenant Hoof-Head's services (which include, but are not limited to, villain creation) are free of charge. Persons who wish to use said services may do so upon request, with the following conditions: 1) Lieutenant Hoof-Head will be credited with assisting in the development of the work. 2) Lieutenant Hoof-Head will receive or be granted access to an electronic copy of the work free of charge. 3) Lieutenant Hoof-Head retains all rights to his own intellectual property. 4) Lieutenant Hoof-Head is awesome. Any individuals or groups who claim otherwise with proven malicious intent will receive a hoof to the head. 5) Lieutenant Hoof-Head does not endorse the use of crappy villains or sparkly vampires. Use of these will void any agreement made concerning the above services. Thank you. Jeremy Irons is inside your mind, and he's wearing the purple tank-top from Die Hard 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katrilli 210 October 4, 2011 Share October 4, 2011 Yayyyy. Hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonzy 71 October 4, 2011 Share October 4, 2011 (edited) Private Bonzy reporting for duty, sir! Glad you could make it! Edited October 4, 2011 by Bonzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Hoof-Head 57 October 4, 2011 Author Share October 4, 2011 I see you have the makings of a master of disguise. The Plank Men will not suspect a thing... 1 Jeremy Irons is inside your mind, and he's wearing the purple tank-top from Die Hard 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akaraah 77 October 4, 2011 Share October 4, 2011 @ Lieutenant Hoof-head What about those of us with mere silhouettes? :0 WATCH OUT FOR THE POISONJOKE! And all the while you are doing that, I am writing a book tentatively called: The Owlykes of the Timber-wood Alps Like the page on facebook here to receive information such as status updates, artwork, and etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Hoof-Head 57 October 4, 2011 Author Share October 4, 2011 (edited) Imagine the scene from Sleeping Beauty where Maleficent sends her minions back out to find Princess Aurora after they failed the first time. It's a plan destined to fail a SECOND time. Now imagine if, the moment all the minions leave, she turns her head slightly and says "See to it that they're successful" to the mysterious cloaked figure you didn't notice before in the shadows behind her throne. If you can see yourself as that guy, you're lieutenant material. EDIT: I love the Sleeping Beauty example because it takes most people mere seconds to realize that the direction of the story would change drastically, and that the simple addition of a second, minor villain would make evil victorious (and in a Disney movie, of all things). Edited October 4, 2011 by Lieutenant Hoof-Head 1 Jeremy Irons is inside your mind, and he's wearing the purple tank-top from Die Hard 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtiss 205 October 4, 2011 Share October 4, 2011 Private Kurtiss here! :3 Let me welcome you to MLP Forums! I hope you enjoy your stay, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob/Lee 24 October 5, 2011 Share October 5, 2011 Private Jacob/Lee here, sir! Enjoy your stay, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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