Kick the Male Sports Mascot

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With this game, an MLP or EG character is to kick a male sports mascot in the crotch.  Inspired by that King of the Hill episode, “Bobby Goes Nuts”  This is how it starts.  

_______________ kicks __________________________ in the crotch. 

You must choose the male or female MLP or EG character to kick that sports mascot in the crotch, then have him or her say in sentence why the team he represents is bad, terrible, sucks, hated, disliked, loathed, awful, miserable, humiliating, funny, laughable or whatever negative thing you have towards that team.  You can also add an emoticon to the sentence.  Main rule, only MALE sports mascots are to be present here because this is the only way this game makes sense.  Some forgotten, defunct, overlooked or retired MALE sports mascots can be used in the game.  An example of how the game works goes as followed. 

A.      West Virginia basketball team mascot

B.      Illinois football team mascot

C.      Arizona baseball team mascot

Rumble kicks Illinois football team mascot in the crotch. 

“You guys can’t kick a field goal to win a game in the rain!” 

Once you’ve done that, you must research thoroughly and pick a new MALE sports mascot to replace the one you chose in the set of choices.  The next user must choose a different MLP or EG character to kick a different MALE sports mascot in the crotch.  The example below. 

A.      West Virginia basketball team mascot

B.      Pennsylvania hockey team mascot

C.      Arizona baseball team mascot

With everything understood, I’ll go first to KICK things off. 

_______________ kicks __________________________ in the crotch. 

A.      Blitz the Seahawk (Seattle Seahawks)

B.      Steely McBeam (Pittsburgh Steelers)

C.      S.J. Sharkie (San Jose Sharks)

Sweetie Belle kicks Steely McBeam in the crotch. 

“Your fans wave yellow towels in the air that stink like your team every January!” 

A.      Blitz the Seahawk (Seattle Seahawks)

B.      Bernie Brewer (Milwaukee Brewers)

C.      S.J. Sharkie (San Jose Sharks)