The Soldier 2,044 October 19, 2012 Share October 19, 2012 (edited) Don't ask why. Just be a Dane Cook. Get a real-life situation from your life and word it funnier. That's it. "This one time at the locker room of an aquatic center, I saw MOLD growing on a towel. It looked like 'The Cheese' in Diary of a Wimpy Kid. In fact I'll compare the mold to that. Okay, first, when I was near it, it smelled like BULL ****! Bull ****, people! Someone thought it was actually a fart, but I'm telling ya, a fart don't smell like Bull ****; it's just ****. Bad smell: check. No one else touched the towel, not even the friggin' janitor. Very avoiding: check. This one last thing about it was that it wasn't just one big mold. It actually grew in different spots on the towel. It's like those strategic invasions where they go: 'Okay, mold #1, you invade the very center of the towel. Mold #2, invade that corner right over there. THE REST OF YA JUST SCATTER!' Worse than nuclear cookies: check." Sorry, can't word it funnier currently. First time. Deal with it. Edited October 19, 2012 by Hazardous Material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demi 545 October 19, 2012 Share October 19, 2012 What do you call the coolest pony on MLPForums? Demi. BA-DING-TUSH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,993 October 20, 2012 Share October 20, 2012 (edited) I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later. Now there was this one occasion where I had the honour and privilege of speaking with Winston Churchill (since as you can tell I am but a young man of 104), so at the time he was only a teenager. I pressed him for an anecdote and he told me of the time he spoke with a Viscount that was at his father's club, a good friend. Now the Viscount had a notable ponch in his gut. Winston walked up to the Viscount, poked him in the midriff and said "Is it a boy or a girl?" The Viscount said "If it's a boy, I'll name him George after the King, and if it's a girl, I'll name her after Elizabeth, after the queen. But if it's just wind, I'll call it Winston." Edited October 20, 2012 by Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soldier 2,044 November 11, 2012 Author Share November 11, 2012 (edited) Scootaloo needs to calm down these days. I've heard she's gotten a little "cocky" lately. *rimshot* Edited November 11, 2012 by Hazardous Material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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