YOLLO NATCHIK HERE

[Dj Bron3 19]

My Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Rainbow Dash

How did you find MLP Forums?: it found me

How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: ima brony thats all

WAZAP

hey to all herdians and equestrians alike im just one of the normal bronies that you find every day, on every block. But im not ashamed of it and you probably dont know who i am or ever will be unless i become famous like TOBY TURNER. which by the way was accidently dipped in gods epicosity sauce while he ate his god fries. ANY whoof so yeah that a little nibble of what my brain is like and beeeleeeve me it is not a place for the faint of heart so no one go sneakin into my brain at night because that is just creepy and down right odd. Besides i got a state of the art security system so nopony enter or be warned of the tazmanian tiger fish people. Well as you might see im neww, i know i know Ima Blank Flank Frank but hey ya gotta start somewhere. THis is also my first post on mlp.com so im keeping it simple......ok not really.......well maybe a little.........uuughh ive been holding that keyboard so long ive got a cramp. lol spike reference< ha did you get the point where...i.. umm. AHEM. sorry im just a little nervous. not really. anywhoof

 

BLESS YOUR FACE

IF YOUVE SNEEZED DURING THIS READ

BLES YOOOOOOUUUU

PEACE OFF!!!

-Toby Turner

 

Any way as i was going to ask and it will probably be in many other blogs, i urge you guys to spread it.

 

WHat if rainbow dash had to race against an f22 fighter jet. now i know what you are thinking,"oh hell rainbow dash would win"

but take into account that the top speed of this amazing jet is over mach 2.5! thats at least 1903.01763 mph

Breaking the sound bairier is 770 mph so granted rainbow dash would take first place in take off's but i think an f22 would prove superior in the long run. But as an aviator wannabe imagine how much fun it would be to fly right along side the pegasi, buzz canterlot castle and or scare the shit out of discord. imagine a small grey object on thee horizon then BOOM machine guns firing away at him. Wait even better, replace the mcguns with BASS CANNONS!! WUBBA DUB DUB MOTHAH_______.