And Then There's AJ

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A parody of the "Maude" theme song.

 

Pinkie Pie was a party rider
She didn't care if the whole world looked.
Rainbow Dash with her wings to guide her
She was a pony who really cooked

Twilight Sparkle was the first magic pony
And they're glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when Ponyville was falling apart
Rarity got it all sewed up.

And then there's AJ
And then there's AJ
And then there's AJ
And then there's AJ
And then there's AJ
And then there's AJ
And then there's

That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin'
Right on AJ.
 

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Cider! Cider! Cider! Cider!

 

Certified, qualified, pasteurized, filerized! Quantified, qualitized verified

 Cider cider cider!

 

Nope, just AJ.