Pinkie

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "Lump" by the Presidents of the USA.

 

Pinkie sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Chocolate milk flowed up into Pinkie's pyjamas
She totally confused all the passing ponies

She's Pinkie she's Pinkie
She's in my head
She's Pinkie she's Pinkie she's Pinkie
Dullness might be dead

Pinkie lingered last in line for brains
And the ones she got were sorta wacky and insane
Party thing's so large that Dash could land
Is Pinkie fast asleep or rockin' out with Vinyl's band

She's Pinkie she's Pinkie
She's in my head
She's Pinkie she's Pinkie she's Pinkie
Dullness might be dead

Twilight was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Pinkie slipped on a party hat and tumbled into fun
She tucks the Cake twins between the sheets
Ponies limped along at subsonic speeds

She's Pinkie she's Pinkie
She's in my head
She's Pinkie she's Pinkie she's Pinkie
Boredom might be dead

Is this Pinkie out of my head I think no
Is this Pinkie out of my head I think no
Is this Pinkie out of my head I think no
Is this Pinkie out of my head