Derpin' Across The Galaxy

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So I was thinking, what if Derpy was not just Ponyville’s most reliable mail deliverer, but the galaxy’s most reliable mail deliverer ever. So yes, not just a mail deliverer, not just a space traveller, but a mail delivering space travelling pony!

I s’pose she would have to eat liquefied muffins from squeeze-tubes though when hungry on the go. Poor Derpy, I’m sure she would miss being able to have real, wholesome, proper muffins. But then, maybe some of the other planets out there would have real, wholesome, proper muffins? Or at least something close enough to it though. Perhaps there’s a planet where they have something called a moffan, which is sort of like a muffin, but not entirely. And perhaps, while it wouldn’t be Derpy’s favourite, it would be enough to quell her real muffin cravings until getting back to Equestria.

 

But then, Derpy could always sneak some muffins onboard her space mail carrier, although I'm not sure if that would go very well...