Table Manners (in a Restaurant)

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Now, in case you don't know any table mannners, I will help you.

 

This video will also work for you if it's tl;dr

 

 

ENTRANCE

When entering, you must barge in the restaurant. The most necessary thing to say when you enter any restaurant is, "I wanna eat some fucking food." or, "I'm very hungry."

 

ORDERING

Now, when you get a table or you're at the counter, whenever you make an order, make sure you be assertive with your order. You do not ask. You command the waiter/waitress to give you the food. In example, if you want to order the french fries, you say, "Give me the french fries"

 

EATING

If you get your order, then you can enjoy your food by picking it up with your hand (let's not forget to wash 'em) and stuff it in your mouth whole. It is also polite to chew with your mouth open and make loud chewing noises.

 

However, if the waiter/waitress makes a mistake with your order, you push the plate away from you to the floor and say "No, I don't want that!" Saying, "No, you dumb shit." will work as well. Remember, be assertive when saying something to them. 

Edited April 11, 2013 by Psyche Clops' Soul

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This post reminds me of these amazing instructional videos :3