Young Pony

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "Young Lust" by Pink Floyd.

 

I am just a new pony
A stranger in Ponyville town
Where are all the new friends
Who's gonna show this pony around?

Ooooooooh I need a Twilight Sparkle
Ooooooooh I need a Rainbow Dash

Will some kind, understanding pony
Make me feel like a true mare
Take this Changeling refugee
Oooh Equestria set me free

Ooooooooh I need a Twilight Sparkle
Ooooooooh I need a Rainbow Dash
Ooooooooh I need a Derpy pony
Ooooooooh I need a Vinyl Scratch

*Sweet Apple Acres phone rings*

Big Macintosh: Eeyup?
Operator: Yes, a collect call from Princess Celestia to Applejack, will you accept the charges from Canterlot?
*hangs up*
O: Oh, he hung up...that's Applejack's farm, right? I wonder why he hung up...is there supposed to be somepony else there besides Applejack there to answer?
*phone rings*
Big Mac: Eeyup?
O: This is Canterlot calling, are we reaching?
*hangs up*
O: See, he keeps hanging up, and it's a stallion answering.

Edited July 15, 2013 by PonyHag1