Pony Star

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "Rockstar" by Nickelback.

 

Spike: I'm through with standing in line
To parties I'll never get in
It's like S3 E13
And I'm never gonna win
This season didn't turn out
Quite the way I want it to be

Cranky: Tell me what you want

Applejack: I want a brand new barn
On an special episode this fall
Pinkie: And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

Cranky: Tell me what you need

Rarity: I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
Rainbow Dash: And a big cloud mansion with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

Spitfire: Been there, done that

Flash Sentry: I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
Rarity: My own star on Hoofywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Photo Finish and Hoity Toity is fine for me

Cranky: So how you gonna do it

Scootaloo: I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my mane and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big pony stars
And live in Canterlot castles driving fifteen cars
The stallions come easy and the hay comes cheap
Discord: We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
Spike: And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the Crystal Empire with the royal stars
Every new Alicorn's gonna wind up there
Every Twilight Sparkle with her striped mane, and well

Hey hey I wanna be a pony star
Hey hey I wanna be a pony star

Scootaloo: I wanna be great like Rainbow without the hassles
Chrysalis: Get an army of drones that love to invade castles
Luna: Sign a couple autographs so people will make videos of me for free

Cranky: I'll settle for Matilda, ha ha

Rarity: I'm gonna dress my flank with the latest fashions
Pinkie: Get a front door key to the party mansion
Fluttershy: Gonna find a chorus of birds that love to sing songs for me

Cranky: So how you gonna do it?

Cadence: I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my mane and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big pony stars
And live in Canterlot castles driving fifteen cars
The stallions come easy and the hay comes cheap
Discord: We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
Spike: And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the Crystal Empire with the royal stars
Every new Alicorn's gonna wind up there
Every Twilight Sparkle with her striped mane

CMC: And we'll hide out in the treehouse room
With the latest Foal Free Press and Equestria who's who
Chrysalis: I'll get you anything with that evil smile
Spike: Everypony's got Celestia on speed dial, well

Hey hey I wanna be a Ponystar

Rainbow Dash: We're gonna have that gray pony that offends the censors
Spike: Gonna pop my gems from a Pez dispenser
Pinkie: I'll get Cranky Doodle Donkey writing all my songs
Sing 'em every episode so I don't get 'em wrong

'Cause we all just wanna be big pony stars
And live in Canterlot castles driving fifteen cars
The stallions come easy and the hay comes cheap
Discord: We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
Spike: And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the Crystal Empire with the royal stars
Every new Alicorn's gonna wind up there
Every Twilight Sparkle with her striped mane

CMC: And we'll hide out in the treehouse room
With the latest Foal Free Press and Equestria who's who
Chrysalis: I'll get you anything with that evil smile
Spike: Everypony's got Celestia on speed dial, well

Twilight: Hey hey I wanna be a pony star
Derpy: Hey hey I wanna be a pony star

Edited August 4, 2013 by PonyHag1