Ask the retarded wizard (everyone is doing this so...let's jump on the bandwagon

[Guest]

Well...ask me anything, if nobody asks me then well...no matter =) you can ask me anything (from political to personal stuff) best wishes...or as we would say in my  country: en jezik ni nikoli dovolj

[Lordav 3,427]

Since ur a wizard, what can u do?

[Guest]

Since ur a wizard, what can u do?

I am versed in the mystical art of.....summoning GLORIOUS satanic North Korean teddy bears o3o..with sparklers

[Lordav 3,427]

can u stab a wooden pole with a sword?

[Guest]

can u stab a wooden pole with a sword?

i CAN infact, a little know fact is that wizards know what you think you know that the wizard knows that you know that they know that you know that i know that she knows that you know that i dont know that you know that i know :3

[Lordav 3,427]

i CAN infact, a little know fact is that wizards know what you think you know that the wizard knows that you know that they know that you know that i know that she knows that you know that i dont know that you know that i know :3

okkkaaaayyyyyyy.

 

SO u can stab a pole do that 5h per day for a month and u can be a Legionnaire  

[Guest]

okkkaaaayyyyyyy.

 

SO u can stab a pole do that 5h per day for a month and u can be a Legionnaire

But But i want to be a centurion ;-; 

[Lordav 3,427]

You cant... It takes mad skills and hard work

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Can you fly?

[Lordav 3,427]

that, is a good question

[Guest]

Can you fly?

My flying skills are...well...in development...he he he i'm working on a potion that will enable everyone with a valid internet connection the ability to fly like a wild banana on alcoholic steroids o3o

[Lordav 3,427]

My flying skills are...well...in development...he he he i'm working on a potion that will enable everyone with a valid internet connection the ability to fly like a wild banana on alcoholic steroids o3o

How do u put the steroids in the banana?

[Guest]

How do u put the steroids in the banana?

Intoxication via monkey sperm....yes

or sexuall transmission

[SomariFeyWright 776]

... How in Tartarus do steroids make a banana fly?

[Guest]

... How in Tartarus do steroids make a banana fly?

Easily if you apply the steroidiornothological equasion to a banana and mix it's DNA with a ponies then you get flying bananas...WHICH ARE ALSO COMMUNISTS =D

[Lordav 3,427]

I'm jealous ur thread is more successful than mine

[Guest]

I'm jealous ur thread is more successful than mine

Dont be =), it's just my randomness that has attracted the attention of two bronies =)

[Lordav 3,427]

Randomness eh:

 

Giraffe

Lion

Dog

[Guest]

Randomness eh:

 

Giraffe

Lion

Dog

not that kind of randomness O.o