Party Cannon

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A parody of the "Blazing Saddles" theme by Frankie Laine.

 

She had a party cannon
She wore the three balloon mark
Her job to offer laughter to ponies near and far

She conquered sadness and she conquered fear
She turned Ponyville's night into day
She made her party cannon a torch to light the way

When darkness ruled Equestria
And sadness filled the land
A cry went out for a pony with fun to take Ponyville in hoof
They needed a pony who was brave and true with laughter for all as her aim

Then out of the sun came a pony with a cannon
And Pinkie was her name
Yes Pinkie was her name

She had a party cannon
She wore the three balloon mark
Her job to offer laughter to ponies near and far

She conquered sadness and she conquered fear
She turned Ponyville's night into day
She made her party cannon a torch to light the way

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