AJ's Town

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "Small Town" by John Cougar Mellencamp.

 

Well Ah was born in a small town
And Ah live in a small town
Prob'ly die in a small town
Oh, those pony communities

All mah friends are so small town
Mah bronies live in the same small towns
Mah job is so small town
Provides apple opportunity, hey!

Educated in a small town
Taught to respect Celestia in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
Another born apple grower that's me

But Ah've seen it all in a small town
Had mahself a ball in a small town
Got to know Twilight and brought her to this small town
Now she's small town just like me

No Ah cannot forget where it is that I come from
Ah cannot forget the ponies who love me
Yeah, I can be mahself here in this small town
And mah friends let me be just what I want to be

Got nothing against Manehattan
Still hayseed enough to say
Ah used to be in the big town
But mah bed is in a small town
Oh, that's good enough for me

Well Ah was born in a small town
And Ah can breathe in a small town
Gonna die in a small town
Ah, that's prob'ly where they'll bury me