Hockey Pokey

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A parody of Pony Pokey by Pinkie Pie.

 

You reach your hockey stick in,
You reach your hockey stick out
You reach your hockey stick in
And you swing it all about
You do the Hockey Pokey, facing off with folks with clout
That's what I'm talking about!

You step your left skate in
You pull it right back out
You pass to your right wing man
But you'd better help him out
You do the Hockey Pokey, you'll have to find a different route.
That's what it's all about

You check the forward in,
You body check him right back out
You reach out and stick check him in
Just be brave and have no doubt.
You do the Hockey Pokey, they're feeling like they're gonna pout
That's what I'm singing about

You punch your fist in,
You punch your fist out
You punch your opponent again
Then you shake him all about
You do the Hockey Pokey, even though the goon's a lout
The league's better off without

You stop the slapshot in,
You stop the wrist shot out
You make another save
But an extra forward skates about
You do the Hockey Pokey, the coach gives a little shout
COME OUT!
That's what I'm talking about

You do the Hockey Pokey,
You do the Hockey Pokey.
You do the Hockey Pokey
And that's what it's all about
YEAH!

Edited October 7, 2013 by PonyHag1