FIM

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "UHF" by Weird Al Yankovic.

 

Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your saddlebag
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that ponies control the horizontal
They control the vertical, too
They're gonna make a pony fanatic outta you
That's what they're gonna do now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
They got it all on FIM
Kick off your horseshoes
Stick around for a while
They got it all on FIM
Don't worry 'bout friendship reports
Forget about your job
Just crank up the ponies
And yank off the knob
They got it all, they got it all, they got it all on FIM

Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
Applebloom put away your homework
10:30 ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a hay dinner
Press your muzzle right up against the screen
They're gonna show you things you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
They got it all on FIM
Kick off your horseshoes
Stick around for a while
They got it all on FIM
Don't worry 'bout friendship reports
Forget about your job
Just crank up the ponies
And yank off the knob
They got it all, they got it all, they got it all on FIM

You can watch them all day
You can watch them all night
You can watch them any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at Princess Celestia
'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
Well, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
They got it all on FIM
Kick off your horseshoes
Stick around for a while
They got it all on FIM
Don't worry 'bout friendship reports
Forget about your job
Just crank up the ponies
And yank off the knob
They got it all, they got it all, they got it all on FIM