Spike's Week

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies.

 

It's been one week since Twi looked at me
Cocked her head to the side and said I'm angry
Five days since she laughed at me saying
Get the books together, come back and see me
Three days since the astrology book
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday Twi had forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch him hoodwink
As Discord makes you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Pinkie Pie
I summon hay to the dish, although I like the Canter Swiss
I like the oatmeal 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like Pinkie when she busts rhymes
Big like Rainbow Dash
Becasue she's all about value
Twilight Sparkle's got the magic hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold her
But she busts through.
Gonna make a break and take a fake,
I'd like a Pony Joe shake
I like sapphire, cuz it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see our show, 'cause then you'll know
The Ponymania's gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
You'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help if I think Twilight's funny when she's mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of dragon who laughs at the Everfree
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my Rarity shirt

It's been one week since Twi looked at me
Threw her hooves in the air and said you're crazy
Five days since she tackled me,
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
She realized the pets were not my fault, not a moment too soon
Yesterday she'd forgiven me,
And now I sit back and wait till she says she's sorry

Chickity China, Fluttershy's chickens
Tardy friendship report and Twi's brain stops tickin'
Watching the season premiere with no lights on
We're dans Fluttershy's maison
I hope Dash's smoking move's in this one
Like Fluttershy I'm gettin frantic
Like Rarity, romantic
Like Applejack, guaranteed to satisfy
Like DHX, I make mad films
Okay I don't make films,
But if I did, they'd have Pinkie Pie
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with the tiny nubs,
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Nightmare Moon
Cause this cartoon has got the boom little ponies
That always do the friend thing

How can I help if I think Twilight's funny when she's mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of dragon who laughs at the Everfree
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my Rarity shirt

It's been one week since Twi looked at me
Dropped her head to the side and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at her and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the Gala ballroom,
We realized we were all to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday she just smiled at me
Cause we still got two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry,
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry,
Crystal Empire Stadium, home of Ms. Harshwhinny.

[Trefeddian 14]

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